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[–] clb92@feddit.dk 176 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...

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[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Jocktober is a workout month. Gotta get fit for my costume.

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 88 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

That’s just adding salt to the would

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[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 66 points 2 months ago

Decay is my favourite month

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ll take “le tits now” for 300, Trebek ~HEH~ ~HEH~

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think of this moment probably once a month and I don't know how to make it stop.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago

I was born in _arch, btw.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wake me up when Septempril ends

[–] codapine@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.

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[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

[–] drangus@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The blank options solve that

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'm not saying it doesn't work. I'm saying it's not good.

Almost perfect. 0/10

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Best CAPTCHA ever!

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago

Managust, the manliest of months.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Febroctobus

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 2 months ago

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

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[–] teft@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

This is a repost from last japril.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] paulbg@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

at least no bot will solve this

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

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[–] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

  • "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
  • "uar" is good for jan/febr
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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

I think you can use the white space so it's "[ ]april"

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

[–] socrates@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

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