this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I just see a pair of tits. I can't tell if I'm missing the joke or getting the joke.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 18 points 2 weeks ago

Can you ascertain if them titties are from a gorilla, a horse or yo mama?

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 2 weeks ago

That means you’re porn brained.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That means you are no-brained. I can tell because I see the same thing.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, finally. I have found my people: the brainless.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

There are a lot of us, at least.

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There's also a screaming pig in the top left that says "tiiits!".

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And a guy with a big chin on the right with his eyes popping out cartoon style

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha, I see it!

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm hind-brained

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I didn't remember him hanging dong.

[–] Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

They removed it when people complained

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 2 weeks ago

As your urges develop in specific directions, you start to notice previously missed details

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

[muffled sounds of gorilla sex]

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm middle brained

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The blue part is the horse. Gorilla?

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

IIIIIIII

ain't got nobody, and nobody a-cares for a-me. *Scat beatbox*

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Asetru@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

A hornylla*