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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Tell me about it. Quit smoking almost four weeks ago, can't stop eating since and already gained 5 kg

[–] illumrial@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey you quit smoking! That's hard to do. You'll reach a balance but this Internet stranger is proud of you!

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Not trying to one-up our friend up there, but I would just compare how fighting any addiction will take its own toll for a bit. In one year after quitting drinking, I went up to 200 from around 175, the heaviest I have ever been. It took a bit, but I am finally down to a healthy 185.

I think what I am meaning to say is that if you are battling an addiction of any kind, eating too much should be the least of your concerns. No cigs? No booze? That gallon of ice cream is OK to eat in a single sitting then. Learning to moderate food can come much later.

[–] GravitySpoiled@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Smoking has probably killed your sense of taste so I recommend eating lots of low calorie foods like leaves and fiberfill.

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinstructions/000811.htm

This says low-calorie 'finger-food' to keep busy with, might help as well.

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Sounds weird, but we tried eating just washed and salted cabbage pieces from a bowl to see if we actually care about what we snack while watching movies. Didn't really make a difference for us lol

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Congratz dude, I'm with you, I've quit six months ago. Also added about 5kg, but I'm working on that

[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

You got this! Plus, 5kg is nothing.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well done!

Perhaps try chewing gum? That helped me quit without gaining weight.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 20 points 2 years ago

Not a very hobbity appetite if you can't finish your pie in more than one sitting

[–] Geobloke@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

At first I was thinking where's the issue with that, but then I realised that the internet is American

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Geobloke@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In Australia it's not unusual to eat a meat pie washed down with iced coffee for breakfast then in half an hour sprint to the portaloo

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

I mean I find nothing strange with eating pies, I have no idea what size or type of pie the original image is referring to. Is it a pizza? is it a quiche? Literally, why shouldn't I eat two pies?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

You monsters!

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why? Because you could eat them in two

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Every so often you just have to fill yourself up with pizza till reality stops hurting. Pies can't cure you but the food coma certainly helps blunt the pain for a few hours.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

The other day I had a flash of german nostalgia craving and bought a frozen Benjamin Blümchen Torte. Still as good as I remembered but after two thirds I started to regret my decision

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

When you’re baking and starting to fine-tune the recipe.

[–] Tgnome@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I remember eating an entire cheesacake by myself for lunch when I was in highschool. That was not my smartest decision.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Those are rookie numbers you got to pump those numbers up

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because it is not necessary. Conserve it to a quarter of a pie a day and you'll save more money on groceries. Think of the long term, OP

[–] illumrial@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

But.... Pie...

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It happens to the best of us.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't mind