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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is quality.

Also, I love answering "inclusive Or" questions like it's a condition in a program, so many eyerolls.
So few people ever use Xor.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I kinda wish xor (pronounced "zor"?) would enter the common English lexicon. It'd be so useful to just have different words for inclusive or vs exclusive or.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ve always heard and said it as “ex-or.”

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ex-or makes much more sense considering it stands for EXclusive OR.

[–] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

I hate it it makes sense but i hate it

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

It does make sense, but I feel like it's severely lacking in the mouth feel department.

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

In my language you just can say ksor (ks sounds like 'x', but without 'e')

[–] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes but how do we pronounce xenon in your language?

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Ksenon. (I need to correct myself for the comparison, see above)

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Usually you would only answer the first part if it's true, so if you're both you would just say true after they said male. If you're running inefficiently then ig you can wait until they say the full question.

Oh trust me, I'm anything but optimized or efficient.

[–] SafCack@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminder to use a fucking holster when appendix carrying. Or carrying at all, really.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they have any external appendages down there, that's a quick and easy way to lose it.

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

there's gotta be a better way to get bottom surgery though, right?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Sexuality: Freedom

[–] don@lemm.ee 55 points 11 months ago (5 children)

What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 83 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cant blow off your balls if you have no balls

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Where then do I store my pee?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

Ah, surprise transitioning. Very fashionable.

[–] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Assuming it's just thrown in there, nothing really but the hope the trigger doesn't get caught on your pants button. If it's in a proper inside-the-waist holster, there's a trigger guard that makes sure the bang switch isn't accidentally hit. Outside of that, good trigger discipline will keep whatever genitals your packing safe

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was referencing a line from the movie “Snatch” where Turkish asks Tommy why he has a gun down his pants.

[–] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My apologies, I haven't seen that yet

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago

It's an amazing movie that I highly recommend.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

As I recall, the gun just didn't work and was no danger.

Unless you just hit him with it.

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago

That's the joke

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I got one what's the soy uke button mean

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It means they're a bottom.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is it a pun? I'm an uke, but also soy as in soyboy?

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago

I think it's meant to just be Spanish, so "I am bottom," but uke is a very strictly Japanese term, so not sure. Could just be a mixing of the two languages.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It means they're a god forsaken weeb.

[–] verdare@beehaw.org 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

god forsaken

weeb

Why did you say precisely the same thing twice?

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

For emphasis

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

LGBTQ people can't be oppressed easily if they are armed.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 3 points 11 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !armedqweers@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

Careful, you might blow off your... uh...

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago
[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you a male or female? Sure. I can be either one. I'm a human foremost, and I contain multitudes of possibility. Best of both worlds or all possible worlds - which means I don't carry a gun because I don't lay down in the sewers where the scum is. I have the superpower to live a life of peace and stability and freedom from fear.

[–] CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are you male or female?

My dad is male and my mom is female, so basically, I'm mixed

[–] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Omg this is how I'm describing my gender from now on haha

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah it's weird, mine were like that also. I prefer to think of myself as a whole person with lots of mixed powerful possibilities (like you), someone who can utilize the talents and traits of either gender as I wish (I don't happen to believe one gender has better traits than another).

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

yes, yes is always the answer for the between