Why does he look like he is shitting and crying at the same time?
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2025
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He looked in the mirror
Because he knows.
He ate hot wings last night.
Just had his braces tightened.
I've never seen a haircut that looks infected before.
The infected mushroom
I like their music and i was completely devastated when i found out they are zionists. Just commenting so other people also know. Psytrance kinds developed as music for peace and a lot of artists, including one of the members of infected mushroom, have trauma from the israeli military.
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At some point kids want agency, and hair is an accessible "medium" Youths will always show "rebellion" with hairstyles and clothes.
I will even fake outrage so not to spoil the fun
I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake
Is there a "fuckmyshitup" section on Lemmy? This belongs exactly there.
ATBGE
Yeah but "fuckmyshitup" should allow poor execution haircuts too.
“I’m torn between wanting a bowl cut or the guy fieri.”
“Sit down, fam, I got you.”
Yeah, give me the "I want to see your manager" in the front and "I am the fire starter" in the back. Thanks.
What is there to debate?
Does it look stupid or really stupid?
Yes.
Does the carpet match the curtains?
Why
Interior decor is important to some, many even place their furniture in specific, seemingly counterintuitive ways to maximize their good vibes and whatnot.
The carpet matching the drapes may accidentally introduce a null aura transdimensional timevoid (deSitter/De Broglie space adjacent) that the person you’re responding to may (or may not) wish to avoid.
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Which haircut has rights for total control of the scalp 😂
This is what the cool kids look like in a sci-fi movie from 2003 set in the year 2103
Pretty sure I fought this dude in Expedition 33
To quote some standup I saw 20 years ago from a black woman about black ladies' hair:
"Sooooo, I want it short but also long, with spikes up front aaaaand a spoiler from a Ford Fiesta."
The barber is Bohdan Vasylkov, based in Warsaw, Poland. This one in particular is posted on his Instagram as a "Neo-Saiyan Cut."
Honestly, this is probably one of the least offensive ones lmao.
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No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you'd get yer ass kicked rockin' somethin like that, man..
What is there to debate? I couldn't care less about someone else's haircut.
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Bro really said gimme the Spock up front and Clyde Cash in the back.
This is one of the most punchable faces I've seen in a long time.
For me, it’s less about the face and more about the area above the face.
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As a gay man, I think I can say this without it being controversial, kid looks like a {redacted}.
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Mark Davis in the front, Vegeta in the back.
Hate is a strong word, but I don't think I've seen a hairstyle I've disliked more than that. I'm trying to understand why it's triggering intense emotions within me. WHY is it SO powerful? I've been told I have a punch-able face, but this is like this whole 'nother level.
He looks like a punk girl I once knew and for that reason, I don't have an issue with this haircut. Yeah it's kinda silly but bullying kids because they enjoy silly things is cruel.
It's not terrible, I'm sure it achieves exactly the results the owner intended: turns heads, memorable, somewhat exciting.
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