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Cycle method rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 6 months ago by stevieLipschitz@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] assplode@kbin.social 92 points 6 months ago

Kinky people who want 3+ people involved

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 61 points 6 months ago

I imagine it's kinda like scheduling a DnD session

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 40 points 6 months ago

Hard to get everyone to come on-time

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

How similar the act itself is depends heavily on the DM.

[-] teuast@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

and if the party has a bard

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[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 months ago

God, you have no idea how right you are.

Also a 50/50 chance everyone involved also plays ttrpgs

[-] tb_@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Does that fraction go up or down as more people join the party.

[-] CylustheVirus@beehaw.org 7 points 6 months ago

Well there might be a dungeon involved but the only dragons you'll find are tattoos.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 49 points 6 months ago

According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus" is such a great line 😆

[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago

Glad to see your still here lol

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks lol, right back atya 😁

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Or the "stick it in but don't orgasm" method.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

here

[-] Pixelologist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

how can u get..

pregante?!

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[-] tb_@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

So the lesbians are avoiding "Prego" as well?

[-] JBar2@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 6 months ago

¿Pregante?

[-] teuast@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

pergnat

[-] Pixelologist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

pergananant

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 4 points 6 months ago

Wait… is this a deep cut? Why does this seem familiar?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

[-] nixcamic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Also: https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago

Or people who can't have hormonal birth control but don't want to get pregnant =)

[-] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 32 points 6 months ago

Yes because it's a well known fact that if a woman has problems with hormonal birth control then her partner automatically is unable to wear condoms.

[-] ugh@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago

My partner and I always use condoms, but it is nice knowing where I'm at in my cycle. It helps to know how paranoid I should be since I live in a red state.

I don't trust one method of birth control. We've talked about him getting a vasectomy, and I'll probably be getting a microscope.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

...a microscope? 🤔

[-] ugh@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

To check for sperm. The body can heal in amazing ways, which can include reversing a vasectomy.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Micropenis

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

No thanks, I already ate.

[-] mina_tie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Too see if there's still sperms after the vasectomy.

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[-] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

That's fair. Before my V my partner was pretty anxious. Plus the few times she's had to have the morning after pill the surge of hormones has fucked her cycle for best part of a year agtert

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

PSA: this is a reminder that no birth control method is fully bullet proof and that it's perfectly valid to want to use condoms and track ovulation cycles at the same time.

[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 6 points 6 months ago

Also, vasectomy.

[-] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

No, but maybe they still want to know when they can go at it without one. At least thats what my wife and me are doing.

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[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 6 months ago

There are copper IUD's as an alternative too

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[-] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

Gods, that sounds awful! I feel for those people... It's difficult/stressful enough otherwise. Those of you have my sympathies.

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[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 months ago

Routine and anticipation enjoyers

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Wait why aren't you doing it on holidays 💀 lmao

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know 🤷

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

Why are the lesbians not having period sex? It helps the cramps.

[-] intoner@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it's going to get really nasty real fast.

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Sex is full of stinky body fluids already. My gf and I use a black towel to prevent stains when she is on her period.

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[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago

Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn't it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Synched periods might happen in groups of people who get them due to pure chance, but it isn't an actual thing, and even if it was, it wouldn't be a decision one can just make.. 😂 (not laughing at you just at the idea that we have that kind of control over our periods.. If only!!!)

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

[-] ugh@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

I still don't fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you'd have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.