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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

The worst thing about wanting to know everything is that the more you know, you more start to comprehend that you actually know nothing.

[–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Or the more you know the worse and worse the world seems and your only gift for that knowledge is pain

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The funny part about that is you eventually come back around.

The vast majority of humanity is doing their part. Most in small ways and few in ways that change the world every day.

Humanity will always prevail with the general masses benefiting no matter how many scummy people try to exploit us, the earth, and eventually other solar bodies.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism is the mid point between Feudalism and Socialism.

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Feudalism: God picks the king. Or the king picks the king.

Socialism: There are no kings, but the central committee, led by the director, who picks the next director.

Capitalism: spin now and you might be lucky enough to be a king, anybody could be the king! terms and conditions apply

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We have to be lucky every time. The scummy people only have to be lucky once.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Lucky about what? Not sending them to the guillotine whenever we feel like it?

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Depends on what you're knowing. The world only starts to look worse and worse when you learn more about geopolitics and climate change. I've never had new knowledge about orbital mechanics or lockpicking or 3d printing give me a negative outlook on life

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Lockpicking made me realise my patience is shite. :(

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Ignorance is bliss

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That’s been my problem.

When I was young I thought, “Man, I’m intelligent and I’m surrounded by idiots. I want to learn. They don’t.

Now, I’m just an idiot among idiots.

[–] profdc9@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. I'm a SPECIAL, UNIQUE idiot among idiots.

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[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Same, also that was very nicely said. You're an eloquent idiot in my book 👍

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

That's when you turn to memes.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Not sure that's the worst thing. The humility that brings is one of the most profound discoveries someone can make imo. You can almost feel it in people of high intellect that have tried to know everything about almost anything. Realizing this allows you to recognize that arrogance always equals ignorance.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Naaaah mate. I am currently stuck in the worst place. While still curious about shit, I know enough for the world to lose it's magic but not enough to see the even deeper magic within various phenomena. :(

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"Everything" was a lot smaller back then.

[–] sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's right, it goes in the... wait a minute, that's not the square hole.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Keep learning!

!opencourselectures@slrpnk.net

I'm in the middle of the "Introduction to Linguistics" course. Had my mind blown so many times already. Amazing stuff.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's a nice community, maybe we can spotlight it through out Community Spotlight feature. I'll suggest it!

In reality, I do a lot of learning for work (I'm a psychotherapist, there is always new stuff coming out and new certifications and trainings to take. We have to take a certain number of credits annually, and I always exceed that number). Add in keeping up with US and world politics and news... I'm spent. I need the maymays to zone out. Give me all the raccoons and opossums you've got!

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not very old but here ya go. Maybe we can get a chain going

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

This definitely needs to be a shirt

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There’s just too much… between work, home life details, and trying to pay attention to the state of the world on 20 different fronts, I just don’t feel like I have the bandwidth to be like “gee, I’m going to pick up a new skill today!” I need that downtime to veg on the couch and look at memes, it’s way less exhausting.

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude I'm trying to learn how to program. Some days I can't even get started until midnight when tired brain is kicking in. There's just not enough time in the day.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Find something programming related that really interests your curiosity no matter how useless and work on that. Nothing motivates learning like having something you want to do with the skill beyond "so I can make more money".

Maybe you want to learn networking protocols and data parsing and connectivity, make a trojan horse, or a packet sniffer, or a key logger.

Maybe you want to understand algorithmic processing and wrap your head around design principles, build a calculator that intentionally doesn't work and produces funny results.

Maybe you want to get into game development? Make a dope wars clone.

You have to find your interest, after that the motivation finds itself.

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's not a lack of wanting. It's a lack of finding a time where I can still think clearly enough to code.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That's fair. Gotta keep the whip off your back long enough to rest though. You'll never have time if you never take time.

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You're not wrong. This is where a 3 day weekend would be beneficial.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Legit one of my favorite videos of all time. Which just further proves this shitpost is accurate.

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[–] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Drugs and alcohol have taken their toll, mmmkay?

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

trapped in a pleasure cycle, doing nothing but scrolling and clicking for a moment of feeling good, while you numb yourself with whatever substance or behavior you prefer that can amplify that feeling, but that too becomes numb

you have to break that cycle if you want that childhood sense of wonder again.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Experts in shitposting seem to understand everything so you’re getting there

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My only goal in life at this point is to reach expert shitposting status.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alexander wept for there were no more obscure animes to binge.

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 4 points 11 months ago

It's been years since I saw all the movies I ever wanted to see from the beginning of cinematography up until that point. And now they only make shit movies, what's a man to do but enjoy memes?

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was to pursue happiness in life. Memes make me happy. I see nothing wrong with this.

My meme collection: https://memes.idunnololz.com

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You fool, I will now steal your memes and post them on Lemmy before you can.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’re a piece of shit. I’m going post them first to stop you

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

I didnt know about Pronghorns or Okapi until this morning. The bedrock and java edition of java are different but bedrock actually has a wonderful level of convenience to it that I feel jealous of. I also saved about a dozen memes and they're probably all about being gay or something idk.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Mmmmmmmm ... memes

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Corporate needs you to find the difference between those images

[–] pizza 1 points 11 months ago
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