Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You'll need a lot of stickers.
What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?
It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.
careful, you might end up in a penal colony.
All because of that guy
Bean would make a hell of a QA
"Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend."
"Blew pee everywhere"
How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory... Is this what they call a 'dickpic'?
Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…
dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.
Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?
I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?
You're thinking of "fish stuck in fan"
If my penis looked like that I'd focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.
I take it you're circumcised?
That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra
Well now I have to do it ugh unzips
how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly
The story here is simply "defacement."
Good if not beheading
Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭
But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??
i saw these fun stickers that were like "clap to activate" or "yell to activate" that you could put on random things