People who like chewing on toast left under the grill for three hours? People who chew on bark?
"Oh just let people enjoy things" NO, NO I WONT
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It's British "food", of course it sucks.
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2024
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my guess is some guy named Jacob.
these Twiglets™ are making me thirsty
The perfidious north it*lians who still insist on eating grisines for some reason
What's wrong with a good old fashioned pretzel stick?
Brits always gotta be reinventing things but bad smdh
"Twiglets" because somehow "Pretzels" was considered too "ethnic" 
Drunk people craving salty goodness.
They're not even 1 iota of salty. There is precisely 0 salt on them
They taste salty to me. Like marmite.
People whose fate has led them to the Shitty Motel Seven Course Snack Machine Feast.
If you’re lucky they might have some Cheez Waffles in stock…
I love Twiglets, always have. They taste like marmite. Try dipping them in copious amounts of soft cheese.
The target market is the demohraphic of people who only try stuff that gets discontinued
i'm in my fallout shelter with enough Orbitz to last me the rest of my short life
There used to be a cracker called Twigs that were basically stick shaped Cheezits with sesame seeds that were amazing.
These are covered in yeast extract and taste like eating burnt coals out of a bbq
Yim yum
Cracker? And here I was thinking Hexbear doesn't support the use of racial slurs (/s, obviously)
It's impossible to be racist against 
"twiglet" is such a silly word
At least they're vegan unlike piglets.
depends what you feed them i guess
This reminds me of sremoved**, which reminds me of Douglass Adam’s The Meaning of Liff.
Dumbass censorship bots: snıglet.
Tbf there is that old Donald Glover bit
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
You're an owl, you don't understand mammal things.
They're pretty good depending on what you're drinking, tbh. I liked them with a Magners back in the day.
Wrong, peanuts are the drink snack. Or pork crackling for the schmeat eaters
Cheez-It Mix is my favorite. It's Chex Mix with Cheez-Its
Twiglets are kinda just a worse version of pretzels covered in yeast extract. Highly recommend just making some homemade pretzels covered in different stuff.
Powdered buttermilk with garlic salt. Yeast extract and MSG. Mustard and onion powder. Lemon pepper and ranch.
Not going to share my homemade soft pretzel recipe because I do not want to be responsible for someone accidentally getting lye on themselves, but you can do basically the same thing by taking store bought sourdough pretzels, breaking them up and using a compound butter to adhere the powders to the broken insides, which turns out like those Snyder's pieces.
Edit: next time I make pretzels I'm going to try sodium carbonate instead of lye and if it turns out ok, I will share a full process recipe but only if everyone promises to wear gloves.
Do the Germans have a word for finding out that something as mundane as pretzels has been a competition and that one is losing at it?
Apparently you can coat store bought hard pretzels or pretzel sticks with some oil and powdered seasonings in a plastic zipper bag! Seriously, just mess around with some seasonings. Mustard powder and buttermilk powder are each great starting places, and then just add stuff that doesn't contain salt if they're already salted pretzels.
twink lovers, obviously
If it has a good flavor and helps me shit better I'll give it a try
Now this is the kind of struggle session I live for
That shit tastes like dried cat doo doo
Twiglets are great you fool. And they are marmite flavoured.
I do have to wonder if you've ever tried them or if you've just seen a picture of them and the concept has fried your brain.
What's more the packets are full to the brim, unlike so many other snacks that are mostly just bags of air.
I have a tub of them gifted to me that I can't physically continue to eat cos it tastes like I'm eating dirt. And no one else I know wants them either. They don't even taste like marmite either, marmite has a saltiness and smokiness that these don't have.
Its why i made this post, someone dared remind me these aberrations exist. Come take this accursed tub away from me.
I will happily take them from you. Are you in the accursed UK?
I am but too late my Dad unburdened me of the twigged lets
Good dad
The "let people enjoy things" crowd just want you to stop being a hater so they get more hate to hate while you're not looking. Don't be fooled.
I’m a huge fan of pretzels.
All these products in the last decade or so marketed as “baked, not fried” really reminds me of the old Lucky Strike ads where their cigarettes were “toasted” and therefore better for you.
Me, I'm the target audience