I'm a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Fuck, this is my kid...
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... That's what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren't all of them near that age?
Lol pretty much
Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??
About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.
Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?
Sex offender registry?
I thought you were gonna say... spit on the fries.
Ketchup is a disgusting condiment loaded with sugar.
There are so many no sugar added ketchups. They're not hard to find.
Also, how do you feel about BBQ sauce? They're also loaded with sugar, moreso than ketchup.
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TIL there is sugar in ketchup
No, there's a bit of ketchup in the sugar
How could you not know that ketchup is sugar?!?
I was half jokingly wondering why the top comment was a truism
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Where is "putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth"?
I think that's the hidden "Chaotic Stupid" option.
Pretty sure you're supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.
Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.
True neutral.
True Neutral gang
That's funny because I'm a CG on other charts as well.
Also hilarious you couldn't find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?
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A new challenger appears
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you're having the fries with
TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.
No ketchup. Only chili.
Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.
Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
Korea's kfc be like
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Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There's always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
If 'ketchup on hand' is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?
I regret clicking that
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Pure evil ..... drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
Ketchup is disgusting and doesn't belong on fries.
Mayo is the way.
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?
Strictly ketchup? TN.
Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.
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Nice one.
I've recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy
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