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Kind of sad that we didn't see any direct confrontation between Ron and Donald. At least we will get to laugh when he has to endorse Trump.

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[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Lmaoooo get owned loser.

[–] Theblarglereflargle@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A fucking half decade of buildup with a kings ransom spent by pundits, think tanks, and the general ghouls of the GOP and he folded from Trump at 10% of his power. Amazing

[–] shiteyes2@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Throw him in the hydraulic press

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Get absolutely dumpstered

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Nooooooooo ooooooooooooooh the debate!!

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

he already endorsed trump in the announcement he made to end his campaign. he shit on nikki haley too

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The cope from NeverTrumper Republicans is a sight to behold. Trump Nation hasn't even turned its full attention to Haley yet and when it does she will be reduced to a shell of her former self just like Jeb, Rubio, and now DeSantis. Weirdly, Cruz hasn't lost as much mojo as other former Trump rivals but that's probably due to his entrenched position and complete lack of conscience or shame.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

He instantly capitulated and began suckling the teet.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

I'll never forget meatball Ron

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese sans-doot

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed boohoo

he rolled off the table and onto the floor ooooooooooooooh

and then my poor meatball rolled right out the door oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol I was tweakin’ hard when I thought he would be a great terror even worse than Trump.

I should’ve known he was done after Trump called him Meatball Ron.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's really like how characterization in a shonen works. He's really fierce and awful behind his silhouette but then you see him and it's fuckin Meatball Ron who makes weird faces and says "hungwy"

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

A deepfake campaign ad of Ron’s face on meatwad dipping a finger into a pudding cup while saying “ronny hungwy”

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

hahahaha loser

[–] redfern45@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Fuckin loser

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

The meatball knew he would not survive being roasted

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

That's a spicy Meatball, Ron!

[–] goose@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

God dammit. I wanted to see him get bodied over and over. Nicknames, impressions, the works. What was even the point of all this, then

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I really wanted to see Trump just ignore every question and relentlessly bully Desantis until he started to cry.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Same, I really wanted to see Trump doing a DeSantis impersonation on the same stage as Desantis

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

The clown show that is US politics couldn't even give us that. pathetic

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"DeSantis? More like DeSmallPenis"

"Hey! My penis is... well that rude!"

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ron-sugar-man trump bugging his eyes out and wiggling his head around like this every time desantis tries to talk

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He endorsed Trump during the announcement, and some of his #NeverTrump fans called him a cuck, lmao.

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who tf is never trump but backs DeSantis?

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

fascists who think trump is too funny

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

hype, joe v don II confirmed

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

trump-who-must-go this is my first time hearing about this. Wow. He had an amazing life, whatever you think about him. Some called him Meatball Ron, not me. I would never do that, but many people did call him Meatball Ron.

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Looooohooooooseeeeeeeerrrrrr

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lib shit don’t clickI kinda hope Nikki Haley pulls out the upset in the primary. Like sure she’s a vampiric hell demon but at least she’s not fucking trump. The hogs were just so insufferable when trump was in office at least now they’re a little cowed

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump is more destructive to the GOP

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

And to amerikkka in general

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We could have made america florida but y'all weren't ready for that.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

soon underwater

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Florida is a state of mind, not a place, and much of America is already Florida

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm surprised he took so long. It was a genuine master class in how to fuck up a campaign. Hopefully this launches his new career in alcoholism or something.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Adventures in Alchoholism

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Keto cooking show/ supplements brand

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

If you also want to look like a Christmas elf with depression, take my new line of bone-based supplements.