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[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 103 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

oh fuck you

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (6 children)
[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

He's literally Inigo Montoya.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 22 points 9 months ago

My name is Inigo Montoya,

You make me lose game, prepare to die!

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[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 65 points 9 months ago

Fuck you. Respectfully.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 36 points 9 months ago

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago
[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I lost da game? I'm too stupid for the joke apparently

[–] histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago

young* probably

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

[–] shawwnzy@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Man that was a couple year streak I think,a new record

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 months ago (7 children)

This is sofa king wee Todd did

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I live on a pirate ship with lots and lots of apples

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[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 17 points 9 months ago

Fuck you dude

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

That would explain why I wasn't getting the joke

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 16 points 9 months ago
[–] daniskarma@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you. I don't know how to properly pronounce english so it sound like nosense for me.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

I know how to properly pronounce english and that's exactly why it didn't work for me.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I lost the game. I'm not even mad.

[–] UniversalFlamingo@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thanks for making me lose the game by accident.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

As someone who has only ever "played" "the game" to make other people lose, I'm pretty sure I actually win.

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[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you're not thinking about the game, you're winning. The second you think about the game, you've lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I get it now thanks to you but I still think it's stupid.

[–] go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Sometimes I think as many as six stupid things before breakfast.

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's kind of the point though

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we're in a group it makes an uproar. There's always someone who says, "WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!"

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It would be a lot funnier if you had discovered it in middle school.

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 months ago

You just lost the game!

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Wow, I think it's been years. I lost the game (after at first misreading "dug" as "drug"). Good night!

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 6 points 9 months ago

I had to read a couple of times. Ffs.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 6 points 9 months ago

I lost the game.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A game where the goal is to not think about the game. Which means reading "you/I lost the game" makes you think about the game, therefore losing.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
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