This does not spark joy
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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I wish it was that easy to make croissants
Are you sure you're making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?
Is this… a bug report?
Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.
American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life
Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.
It has coleslaw so it's healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though
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To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.
Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real
Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.
Mind elaborating?
Chickens feet?
Priapulida?
The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.
I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.
As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.
To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.
In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?
The century egg comes to mind
I hate you
I did not need to see this!
And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.
Meh, I'd still eat it... A really good croissant would be worth it
Protein is healthy for you.:-)
Welp, that settles it, I'm making croissants this week
Someone please tell me that maggot doesn't really exist.
That maggot doesn't really exist....any more
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Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?
Close; Austria.
its real, that pic is from https://youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Ath its a hercules beetle
i hate this planet
"The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces."
Well at least we have that in common.
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Pretty sure that's a witchetty grub? I'm not Aussie so I can't say for sure.
Yeah does look like it also not Aussie
motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry
Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!
they call it land shrimp
Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.
Aha, I'm not the only one who thought they look like bugs.
Still good eating.
En tant que rançais, je valide que c'est véridique.
On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça
C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom
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This is a bug planet.
I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.
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