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It will still break them if you try it

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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

5 little ones? Do they all work?

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

He’s part echidna

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

or wrong type of donut ... the ones pictured are whole donuts, not donuts with holes

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

How can you tell?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

beautiful screenshot. this goes on the wall of OC epic shitpost which is currently blank, but I always dreamed of it

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How do y'all fit donuts around something that massively thick!?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You don't. On the previous shit post, I point out, they aren't actually gonna fit. They kind if just break right away.

Not that I tried it I mean it was from a friend's input

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

So glad someone tried it - for science! :-P

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Old fashion donuts had big ol holes. They used to be proper hoops. Over the decades, holes have been shrinking.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Over the decades, holes have been shrinking."

That has not been my observation

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Donut holes, that is.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I can. Don't mean the tip is at the top, though.

[–] amzd@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did you stop measuring halfway

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Because I didn't have more donuts

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How many donut holes can you fit IN IT

[–] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

sounds like a challenge

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want to know where I can get donuts like those

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

these were dunkin donuts double choclate

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Time to head to the USA to get some dunkin! (no more in my province)

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

huh I don't want to sound like I'm bragging but I don't think I can fit inside the donut hole without wrecking the whole thing trying, I'm thinking tim horton's style and they small holes are they normally bigger?

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just got to lube your donuts man

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I spent like three days looking for a metric tape measure recently. Is this your photo? I couldn't even find one on the dick rocket asshole's jungle store.

[–] its_the_new_style@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Home Depot has 1. Stanley Powerlock 8m/26'. Had to have one for my daughters science project and took forever to track down.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

dick rocket asshole’s jungle store.

this is going into my vocabulary

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah it cost me a whole two bucks and measures up to 16ft/5m.

Pretty sure it's from harbor freight

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

That's where I ended up finding a little tiny one but it's only 10ft long and I have too many... doughnuts.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Is donut stacking the new Lemmy meme meta?

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Stack. I'm thinking, like on top.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I call the last donut