this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2024
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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 97 points 6 months ago (4 children)

This exposes one of my greatest fears: people speaking French at me.

[–] wkk@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Il ne faut pas avoir peur !

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

ah merde. tu me fait peur.

[–] 1984 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They usually speak French about you, not to you, so don't worry. :)

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Parle français, fils de pute!

[–] RidderSport@feddit.de 5 points 6 months ago

Wait is this actually the French take on the all-time classic subreddit for German memes: Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Oui. Gork est un lemmit génial.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Caillou did what now? I think that kid should just shut up.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

pourquoi vous ne parlez pas francais avec les lemmits

[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

~Lady Marmalade (philospher)

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I once used "voulez vous prendre le petit déjeuner a chez mois demain?" As a pickup line at a bar.

It was the one and only time I ever knowingly used a pickup line. She thought it was funny and it went no where after that.

For the lazy: I (poorly) asked if she'd like to have breakfast at my place tomorrow.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

"Like the ice cream? "

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Honestly, that just sounds like joke I might try.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

And her furs are Mongolian...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

The language of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream?

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 months ago

Thank you ChatGPT

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nepali the language spoken in Nepal is called Nepali

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What are you going to do today Napoleon?

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago