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[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 134 points 4 months ago

Btw never do that. You're supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 28 points 4 months ago

Jellyfish isn't exactly a delight to eat anyway. Barely has any flavor at all and feels like you're eating partially dissolved leather.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 4 months ago

You need to marinade it, so you need some chilli as well.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 16 points 4 months ago

If you need to marinade it to get any flavor out of it, at that point why even bother? You're just eating marinade. At least marinaded chicken tastes like chicken. Marinated jellyfish tastes like seasoned plastic bags.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

How dare you! Seasoned plastic bags are a delicacy where I come from! 😤

[-] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 4 months ago

ocean hippie 😊

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 4 months ago

Tell that to some culture who eat it then 🤷

[-] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I've seen Asian supermarkets selling jellyfish, I guess it was flavoured in some way. Never got to try it though.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Asian supermarkets will try to sell you pretty much anything they can get their hands on. Don't fall for their tricks!

[-] quindraco@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

You've been eating bad jellyfish. It should have the texture of crunchy spaghetti.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 33 points 4 months ago

FTR, don't pee on a Jellyfish sting, you're basically dumping sewer water onto an open wound by doing that

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

I'm convinced the only reason this myth exists is because writers with a pee fetish were trying to come up with a way to shoe horn it into a story.

[-] BurnedDonut@ani.social 25 points 4 months ago

So this is why it wasn't working. People were doing it wrong. You supposed to piss on the jelly.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I saw Piss On the Jelly when they toured with Gwar in '93. Good times.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Surprised Gwar was still touring in 93. Did they put spikes with armor on their walkers?

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

They were touring when I was in college in roughly 2010. One of the more entertaining things I read in the school newspaper was a headline that read something like "Intergalactic Crackheads From Outer Space Set to Invade Collegetownname"

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

So, now you need our upright urination and directable excretion skills.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

You need to meet the right girl.

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago
[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Apparently don't pee on it. Today I learned.

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

Now the meme needs a new title: "Dave! I've been stung by a Jellyfish! Quick, get the credit card!" goes on to buy another burger

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago
[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thanks! Can you see the stingers with the naked eye to pull them out? I thought they were microscopic.

I wonder if something like a vacuum would work.

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[-] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 3 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't put my dick so close to that.

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