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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna be A-ok

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

... I think it'd be something you'd call an oxymoron.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope I don’t need a boat. I’m fine if I need a lesbian.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I guess I am drilling wells? Maybe manageable.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

I think my username says it all. I'm kind of aloof and independent anyway so, being on my own is how I survive best. And nothing really gets me down, I don't own anyone else's sh#t and I just do my own thing and then I'm off on some other pursuit. I think it's sort of an ADHD but I love it kind of thing.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well at least my shoes will stay tied

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I'm just a civilian here.

[–] d3kay@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I need uranium, fast!

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Russian fucking roulette

[–] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 1 points 9 months ago

Well..., by being charming?

[–] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

Pumpkin seed oil every day 😋

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank

[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Itll either kill me in a burst of inspiration to the dome or be a very colorful and interesting way to kill people.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

[–] moitoi@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...

[–] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Either really good, or really bad

[–] Opacity9850@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

My opacity causes screen burn ins.

[–] jack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.

[–] renere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I’m already dead

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

I guess something involving swimming?

[–] girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I guess I'm doomed.

~Doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

About the same.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.

[–] ginerel@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I go to your wedding

I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.

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