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[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 95 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Countdown until inaccurate AI images start appearing in American school textbooks because some shits in Texas wanted to save a few bucks on stock art

[–] RION@hexbear.net 62 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mhmm... Good relations with the Saudis, I have

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why did you do 9/11, I am asking? hehehe

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mmmm... a 40, I drank. With hatred for the Amerikkkan empire, I was filled. Bad decisions that year, I made

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Yoda doing more praxis than the rebels combined.

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[–] DerEwigeAtheist@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

[The Artist] said he included Yoda in the photo of King Faisal - who was then serving as his father Ibn Saud's foreign envoy - because they were both "wise, strong and always calm".

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bro had to pull out some his bullshit to survive the black GMC like some 10th century Arab poet

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[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

In the future—not the distant future, but ten years, five—people will remember the internet as a brief dumb enthusiasm, like phrenology or the dirigible. They might still use computer networks to send an email or manage their bank accounts, but those networks will not be where culture or politics happens. The idea of spending all day online will seem as ridiculous as sitting down in front of a nice fire to read the phone book. Soon, people will find it incredible that for several decades all our art was obsessed with digital computers: all those novels and films and exhibitions about tin cans that make beeping noises, handy if you need to multiply two big numbers together, but so lifeless, so sexless, so grey synthetic glassy bugeyed spreadsheet plastic drab. And all your smug chortling over the people who failed to predict our internetty present—if anyone remembers it, it’ll be with exactly the same laugh.

https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-internet-is-already-over?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 68 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Capitalism decided to run the "million monkeys banging on a million typewriters you eventually get Shakespeare" experiment except with AI and now we are flooding the internet with dogshit instead of a million pages of gibberish and the occasional haiku dedicated to bananas.

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Best take I've heard so far on AI is to compare to Jurassic Park and the old "you were to focused on whether or not you could and not whether or not you should" quote. Scientists in real life don't do that, they don't just think of the craziest shit they could dream up and then do it and just see what happens. But apparently fucking computer engineers do.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

This is because a lot of software engineers aren't actually engineers. I know it's a controversial opinion to state online, but it's true. Think about how many IT students or professionals complain about taking an ethics class. That would not be tolerated in other engineering fields. Software in general is still in the wild west phase, and it doesn't help that almost every attempt to regulate the field has been a blatantly obvious corporate power grab or an attempt to create a monopoly, which will obviously not go down well.

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

wdym software engineers aren't actually engineers, do you have any idea how hard it is to use a JavaScript library to make a button do something slightly different than it already does?

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

We did at mine, but 90% of the job is jamming arbitrary bits of code together to get something that sorta works maybe

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Ianist-Malcolmist vanguard deploying elite locker-shoving units to suppress the techbros.

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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 65 points 8 months ago (8 children)

We're about a year away from people just abandoning the Internet as useless. Usenet Redux

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just think of how much worse things have gotten in the last few months, and project it out on an exponential curve

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[–] Demoncracy@lemmygrad.ml 57 points 8 months ago (4 children)

IMO AI should just get banned. It doesn't do anything well.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 74 points 8 months ago (5 children)

all the marketing pricks who called it AI should be shot. "AI" doesn't exist yet, these generative models are not intelligent.

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

The technology is out there already and has already infected the entire cyberspace. The only option left is to throw away the internet and create Internet 2.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think they call that Kwangmyong

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hot damn, an untainted internet.

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[–] RION@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

I like the pictures of little dogs in plate armor it makes me

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[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Yeah this is a massive problem for us 3D artists. Finding references has become a big problem...

But keep pumping out takes that AI is necessary to express yourself or that we're stupid luddites for hating this stuff!

I normally avoid struggle sessions on this topic since practically no one involved seems to A) use AI in any way or B) feels the squeeze of these things but I'm going to start getting a bit more involved now that this is affecting more people, and I'm sorry but if I see more takes like "AI is helping me deal with my aphantasia and ur a bigot for dismissing it" (a real fucking take ive seen on here btw), I will reply guy you to death.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

Yeah but that old picture of the uncle is totally a glow up.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Based

I remember back when I used 4chan, there was a guy on the art board who liked drawing birds. He was asking if anyone knew how to get into contact with academic/scientific publishers because he wanted to provide drawings for bird researchers. I still think about him sometimes

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

need to start getting a better collection of encyclopedias

real. Books are so back

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wait until pictures and text in books will be AI-generated too to save on costs.

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[–] Magician@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Get library-pilled

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Man. We didn’t even get the cool cyberpunk, we got the half-assed Walmart version

At least with the former my financial demise would be entertaining 🙄

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

You got the same cyberpunk, you're just outside of the price range to be a main character.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Are you not entertained‽

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That last one horrifes me. The restoration looks nothing like the guy. They've just erased the dude's image from history like a particularly disliked Pharaoh.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Got some big ol' honkers though.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

Nah that's canon

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is extremely cool actually, introducing a bunch of noise and inaccuracies into the AI models that might compound over time.

Best twist in the AI progression I've seen in years.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

The problem is that AI image models aren't dynamic like that. The AI groups already successfully pulled off the heist of the internet and went home with their image data sets with billions of images. The infinitely expanding google images AI slop isn't getting fed back into the model the same way Chat GPT is auto-lobotimizing itself by looking up autogenerated articles on the web.

In fact, at the moment newer AI image models are being refined not by being fed more images but by going back and adding more refined captions to their existing hoard, since the more descriptive the captions the more capable the resulting model tends to be. But hey, they're generating most of the captions with Chat GPT and at least that's fucking them over a bit I guess

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[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Been saying it for a while, Digital Kessler Syndrome is upon us

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

Don't cry, don't raise your eye, it's only AI Wasteland

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

oh damn "-ai" actually seems to work on google, thank fuck

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

This is a declaration of war against soggas and all of their allies

[–] Sopje@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would be weird if someone were to smash the computers used by AI companies

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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

OK that last one is a win for humanity tho

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