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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 3 months ago

"Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading."

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Nice! Your 2nd amendment skills are remarkable!

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 77 points 3 months ago
[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

2ndΒ² ammendment - The right of arms to bear arms

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 months ago

Supreme Court ruling: guns are people now ~~and they all vote republican~~

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Hey, they're not full people, only 3/5 of one. They can "appease" gun control proponents and it's a convention they're all familiar with.

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago

The only way to stop a bad gun with a gun is a good gun with a gun.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

When I was just a baby
My mama told me, "Son
Always be a baby
Don't ever be a gun"
But I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
I hang my head and cry

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 3 months ago

How to smuggle handgun into school

[-] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Those acorns don't stand a chance

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Now can they put an even tinier gun inside the pistol though?

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

The pistol grip is a derringer.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 10 points 3 months ago

and inside that is one of those tube single shot in a pen james bond type of thing.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

That's way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I'll just grow em myself at that point.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They're just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

[-] Leeker@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

So that's why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

The singin' and dancin' girl gets one tucked in a garter as well.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Apparently there is a world war I gun that was given to snipers that apparently is small enough to hide in your mouth. I hope it had a safety.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

push a button on the side and a dagger pops out the top

[-] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 months ago
[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

"One day I was out walkin' an' I found this big log. An' I rooolled the log over, and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like ,"that log had a child!""

[-] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Seagulls stop it now

[-] feine_seife@feddit.de 18 points 3 months ago

Put a bayonet on it.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 16 points 3 months ago

you son of a gun

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

For the legitimate military, it actually looks like it could make it helpful when switching to a side arm in a single, fluid movement. Unfortunately, with standard rifle harnesses (with the rifle's butt always at the shoulder) it may only makes it easier when switching to and not from. It would also put it in an odd position when just the handgun would be needed/holstered. I also imagine there'd be a learning curve, as most would automatically go to their hip/thigh for their sidearm, like they learned in training.

I'm assuming this was originally an idea intended to slim down the dress (less equipment at the hips) for certain specialist missions.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

I'm assuming this was originally an idea intended to slim down the dress (less equipment at the hips) for certain specialist missions.

Nah, it's just like 90% of aftermarket parts for the AR. It's sole purpose is to look cool to guys who are in private militias.

Deployed troops are rarely issued sidearms, and when they are it's primary purpose is typically just dressing for officers. Plus, that wouldn't last a month on deployment, it's held together by a plastic alligator clip and a pin set into plastic. Shit would be flopping open and getting caught on straps all day.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

Plus, in my day, at least, that's where we kept a cleaning kit.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Pssh, you don't need to clean your rifle. What you need is a couple extra pounds of weight in your stock. I am designing a new attachment for the AR that molds the butt stock into the shape of a rucksack.

This sounds unwieldy and unnecessary, but we've designed your rucksack to be easily stored away in your rucksack for safe keeping.

[-] Carlo@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I mean, lots of troops are issued sidearms besides officers: medics, mortar/gun crews, tankers, etc. But they're generally issued to people for whom a rifle would be impractical. This doesn't really fit any use case. And yeah, it would probably break as soon as you tried to run a battle drill, let alone deployed.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

turns out in real life the best sidearm is the geneva convention, if a soldier is ever where a spot where they'd hypothetically need a sidearm the best bet is probably to put your hands on your neck and hope they respect the whole "no mistreating prisoners of war" bit.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

hope they respect the whole "no mistreating prisoners of war" bit.

If not I guess the pistol would come in handy? Easier to take yourself out of the equation without having to take off your boots.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

It's a 100% gun-fed gun, for that double gun goodness.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

'Murica! Fuck yeah!

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Am I seeing this right? Is this a pistol to rifle adapter?

[-] Buelldozer 14 points 3 months ago

No, it's a pistol holder built into the butt of a rifle stock. They've been around a while they are just stupid and impractical.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

It's a little bit cool, but not nearly as cool as I thought it was. Granted, a pistol to rifle adapter wouldn't be very practical either.

[-] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

If you ever want to build one, just remember bullets don't like going around corners.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I thought it was at first. They're not entirely uncommon, just giving the pistol a more stable platform. But no, this one appears to be a buttstock holster. Giving me Luger vibes in a way.

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I really don’t like guns, but I have to admire this design solution.

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 months ago

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[-] admin 2 points 3 months ago

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more like pregnent the freedom.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

that's the free fun the armed officer is allowed to give you since you're a taxpayer

[-] Leeker@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I mean you are given one of those when you are born or when you officially swear in as an American. But it is always nice when our officers do some community out reach like this.

[-] Bristle1744 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah. Just as all things should be.

[-] THE_ANTIHERO 1 points 3 months ago

Honestly i like it

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago

Ha ha is that so you can shoot the shadow of your own shadow that you're scared of you fuckin coward πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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