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Relief (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago

I just did that a few minutes ago and now it smells like something died in my room pls help

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 33 points 3 months ago

You probably released a demon and require an exorcism. Call the pope.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

The pope would probably tell you to have the courage to raise the white flag and give your home to the demon.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure that's a direct quote...

[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 7 points 3 months ago

Smoke for a decade until your sense of smell is gone, lifehack!

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just crack open a window and light a candle.

[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Instructions unclear, candle stuck in ass

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

hire a curandera with some sage to cleanse your home

[-] Chestrade@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago
[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

That one’s super risky tho. I have about 50/50 on stomach acid intrusion.

Have you ever sneezed away your nausea? That’s a good one. Bewildering, but I’m not arguing.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 27 points 3 months ago

Do it right as you orgasm during sex to double up on endorphins!

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

It also gives that last thrust a speed boost

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

The ones that relieve your lower back pain are the best

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Honestly facts

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Can't say I've ever had the pleasure. It almost always comes with company, if you know what I mean

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Is the company poo?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

My dark passenger(s)

[-] wavebeam@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I have ulcerative colitis and this is me

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