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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 120 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Damn, this meme has some weight to it

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[–] TheTurducken@mander.xyz 97 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Perfect use of this format. "I don't know" is the foundation of wisdom. See: reddit where too many think they know.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

See: ~~reddit~~ literally any message board where members of the general populace can freely participate where too many think they know.

FTFY

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

I know just enough to know that I don't know anything.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's not difficult. Gravity is like magnetism for things that aren't magnetic.

[–] Rinox@feddit.it 59 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Also for those that are magnetic

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[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sweet just tell me how to find same polarity gravimagnetics to put under my hoverboard

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[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 years ago

Yeah I think I'll be subscribing to this community. Thank you for the meme.

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 43 points 2 years ago (34 children)

Working in neuroscience of consciousness field I feel him deeply. Although 57k sounds amazing to a Europoor

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago (9 children)

You can basically half American salary numbers because we have to pay for a lot of stuff that Europeans usually don't need to pay for. $57k in America is struggling if you live in a city. Anything below $40k is one car repair away from being financially ruined.

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[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

57k sounds nice until you realize that 1200 go to your health plan and you still need to copay hundreds every time something comes up.

[–] Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

American salaries are also always presented as gross income before taxes instead if net income after taxes like in Europe.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

we also do gross before taxes in Germany. 57k before taxes is still a solid salary in many areas of Germany. Some MINT and Financelords might want to disagree with that, but it is in the top 15% of salaries. At that Level you pay about 5,1k taxes, 5,3k pension and 4,6k for health, 1,3k eldercare and 750 unemployment insurance. (all mandatory)

That seems quite a lot at first, but for instance unemployment pays 60% of your net income up to a year qfter loosing a job, health insurance also covers all children until they are 25 or earn more than 500€/month.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

It only sounds like a lot of taxes to us Americans that don't actually do the math... I'm making almost 60kUSD so it's a very real comparison for me. Like your 4.6k healthcare tax is my 14.4k pay cut (mandatory healthcare coverage for full time employees paid for by the owner @1,200/month for me) Your 5k general tax is higher than my 3.6k income tax, but everything else offsets that by such a large margin that arguing against it is laughable.

Thing is we also pay a ton of of pocket when we go to the doctor too.

I wish we had a number to use like your 4.6k but for America so in our arguments for universal healthcare we could show just how much more we really pay...

Sorry for all the edits, I remember as I reread lol

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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"The nature of this elementary particle is best expressed through these thirty equations."

"Ok, ok, but what do those actually mean in reality?"

"Reality?"

[–] ShranTheWaterPoloFan@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Most of those equations are full of things that can make sense, and then there is a fine structure constant.

It's all over particles, but we don't know what it is. It has no units. It's just a number that is needed for physics to work.

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Genuinely we can't tell what it is. We once thought it was just a normal pull due to mass until Einstein proved us wrong during a solar eclipse where we could see stars that shouldn't be visible from our current position in orbit. Then we get into how it works, WHICH THERE IS NO TELLING AS THERE ARE TO MANY GOD DAMNED VARIABLES INVOLVED.

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[–] wjrii@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

The squishy humanities version of this, in America at least, goes as follows:

In grade school you learn that the Civil War was about slavery.

In high school you learn that the Civil War was about a lot of complicated things.

In college you learn that the Civil War was about slavery.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In Alabama you learn it's about Yankee Aggression.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My mom (RIP) was a boomer born and raised in Georgia. In our house, we were taught that General Sherman was in hell right alongside Napoleon and Hitler.

If he is, it's for his handling of the Native Americans and bison and not for how he prosecuted the March to the Sea. The Confederacy was a boil that needed popping.

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gravity is just the world trying to put all the stuff in the same area of space to waste less RAM

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

There's a reason they call a hypothetical model that unites the standard model (quantum mechanics) and gravity (relativity) the Theory of Everything.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (10 children)

This is why I laugh at anyone who thinks we "Already know anything" or ever will

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[–] regalia@literature.cafe 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

lemme give you a quick demonstration

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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Timey wimey wibbly wobbly.

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[–] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (19 children)

one unresolved corner of physics

Hardly! People board airplanes every single day and we still don't fundamentally understand the mechanisms of how lift works.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I thought there was higher pressure under the wing that pushed the plane up, I was happy. When I started thinking, instead, about little vacuum vortices above the wings pulling them up instead, I was suddenly much less comfortable with the whole proposition. Given the options and the limited effect on my daily life, I'm gotta go with Newton over Bernoulli on this one.

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[–] HorseWithNoName@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now do doctors of sociology

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

0 to alcoholism in 11 years.

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[–] bdesk@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Show us on the PhD where they hurt you.

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