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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 7 months ago (3 children)

To those who don't know: this was an idea that was proposed as a way for people to breath in a housefire without breathing in the smoke.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Breathe sewer gasses instead!

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would rather breathe sewer gasses than air that will completely burn my lungs with no oxygen in it.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Live through house fire

Die a month later from all the lung infections

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 6 points 7 months ago

Ah, I was wondering how they came up with this.

[–] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I think this is a technique for not dying of smoke inhalation during a fire. Sure hope someone's coming to save your ass cuz you're still in a burning building.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

breathe poopy diarrhea air

OR

die of smoke inhalation

🤔

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Tough times make hard men or whatever

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 7 months ago

I always get hard when I do this. My insurance is getting suspicious that my house keeps burning down though :/

[–] Dampyr@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Times are tough and men are hard




Wait a minute that doesn't work

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Hard men make lovely times, lovely times make babies

[–] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 7 months ago

I'm going down like a real man: tasting my own farts.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It is indeed! Just gonna take out my toilet straw from the back of the cupboard and run to the shitter. Rest of the family will have to find their own shit sipper.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh you think it's not to taste sewer gas?

[–] HopingForBetter 4 points 7 months ago

Gotta do something about that pesky morning breath.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I believe you have posted the slightly incorrect version of this illustration. Here is the original version:

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Doesn't even water filter it. 9/10

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Well that is just a perfect evolution

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago
[–] Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I love this scene, because zero people during production remembered what happens when you out more water into the toiletbowl.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

In universe I want to guess they added pressure to the back side of the system to balance out the water vs air pressure since it's part of the training system. That said, it was probably just movie magic bs.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 7 months ago

That was interesting. I should see this movie now.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is so you can flush your pot smoke and not have your parents smell it.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Holy shit, I'm doing this next time I'm at my inlaws...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 7 months ago

"How to inhale farts when your tank is empty"

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 7 months ago

Step 1 from the "Quick guide to become internet troll."

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Someone needs to help these Jenkem fiends

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

some days you just want a nice huff of the sewer air