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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

We have to be lucky every time. She only has to be lucky once.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You think that window is there to keep the goose out? The goose is there to keep you in. Open the window more than a crack and you will suffer the wrath of goose guard.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

back to work or you get the goose

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a unionizing goose.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

"Call SWAT! She's back!"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

This is a Far Side cartoon.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

You don't want to ruin the hotbox

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

LET HER IN

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

The goose wants to talk to you about a terrific opportunity to own your own business... And the book of Mormon.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

canadian chaos agent

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Vampire

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

She sells drugs

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

drive thru is on the other side of the building