LoongArch: 
Intel: 
We absolutely don't say "unalived" on Hexbear.
It's gonna be there for a week? Lame.
I think we gotta redistribute the guns. Everyone in America should have 1.2 guns.
Man, I wish they would have tried.
General Patton having his "oh shit" moment hunkered down in Paris at 2 am before the partisans shot him.
The KPRA helping General MacArthur do his best 
impression.
The shocking realizations among the Western Allies that their local fifth columns are a lot larger, better armed, and dedicated than they had anticipated.
A Pyrrhic victory would look much more like a loss than they ever could have anticipated. The British had an entire empire to lose and they absolutely would have. Nuking Moscow would have been impossible, nuking Paris or Berlin would only have led to a more unilateral opposition from the rest of the world as this became a global war of class struggle.
Yeah, sure. "The deal is too good! We're goin' out of business!" C'mon Mr. Krabs, we're not falling for this shit or Red Lobster's.
Unbelievably good post.
This is also basically every straight couple.
"Bro wait, he died? If I was there, I'd have eaten so many hot dogs they'd have to let him go!"
I dunno about that. The Republican Party is a political cockroach. It's unkillable. Every time they're cooked, they just survive inexplicably.
Working Families-Farm-Labor-Progressive-Nonpartisan League
Just merge all the various left-wing fusion parties into one thing.
It's like they're both trying to lose.
capitalism bad 
death to america 
They're not even doing refunds or recalls, they're just giving people 2 free months of the subscription and telling them to only charge the device and the hotswap add-on batteries with the home charger.
This piece of shit has a 4 hour standby time if you're not using the case to recharge the batteries. Literally unusable.
techbros owned.
Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.