Umechan

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Am I the only one who read this as "President 11"? Does that make Xi the predecessor to Red XIII from FF7? I guess he's not called red because of the colour of his fur.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's something about this that reminds me of those You Know When You've Been Tango-ed ads they had in the UK back in the 90s.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

JD Vance doesn't cuddle. He violates you then leaves, making you feeling used and cheapened, only for him to find another slutty couch to fuck.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I had to Google the original headline to make sure this wasn't fake. I don't know how anyone can act like no longer being able to do on five holidays a year is a serious concern when the Labour government is in the process of gutting support for disabled people. This is beyond tone death even by the Telegraph's standards.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

That's no joke, patting yourself on the back can be fatal when you don't have a spine.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Poitrine is really fucked up in parts. There was one episode where the enemy was a tengu-esque monster with a fan and used it to blow some kids clothes off. There's also another where a side character gets punished by his mother by being given an enema, which was shown on screen with the camera only cutting out a few moments before inserting it. I don't know how they were allowed to film those scenes.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

When Karl Marx said "to each according to one's need" he didn't consider how incredibly needy I am. Checkmate communists.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It wouldn't surprise me if it were true. Many older millennial Brits grew up with The Crankies and then later discovered they were well known swingers. Anything seems believable after that.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

I miss the days when I could count on JP for new recommendations for niche fetish porn.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But have you not considered the damage it might do to their jackets? I guess fabric isn't important enough for you people.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago

Even putting the sign aside I have to wonder what definition of "mass" includes 4 people out of a population of 1.4 billion.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

So Denmark is basically just the Netherlands with Lego?

 

I'm moving back home to the UK after living in Japan for 11 years. I noticed a westerner at the boarding gate with his feet up on the seats opposite him. I thought that was incredibly rude, especially as he had his shoes, which Japanese people normally remove when putting their feet on something people sit on, but I didn't dwell on it.

After boarding the plane, he walked past my seat, and I noticed he was carrying the book "The Real Anthony Fauci". I wasn't familiar with the book, and although I think there are things Fauci deserves to be criticized for, it just screamed conspiratorial chud. I decided to wait until I had WiFi access and could Google the book before passing judgement, and it turned out some people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

 

The labels have the character's name followed by 受 (uke), which means being the receptive or passive partner, or in BL slang means the bottom. Most underrated organizational system ever by the way. Please show this to anyone who claims that "unwoke" Japan doesn't "shoehorn queerness into everything".

 

I'm 40 and therefore ancient in terms of internet years, but although I'm British (but one who was born to a Celt and an Southeast Asian born in a British colony, so don't judge me) I really don't remember how Ireland was viewed when I was younger. I didn't have much awareness of current events until I was at least 10, and the Good Friday agreement was signed when I was 15, so I always view the worst of the conflict as something that was before my time.

I know there was a whole stereotype about Irish terrorists, but was that ever used by politicians and/or media figures to prolong the conflict? Are there any verifiable examples of this such as articles or videos?

 
 
 

I like to sing eurodance classics, and most of them omit the rap verses. I've always been grateful that they do, because I'm scared it'll be cringe and sound like I have zero flow.

 

I saw some people on Reddit discussing whether someone was being orientalist, and I agreed they were simply by using the phrase "zen-like concentration". I'm not offended by them using this term, I just find it stupid. "Zen-like" has absolutely no meaning, but gives an air of eastern spirituality and mysticism. I personally think you should only be able to use that phrase if you can give a detailed and verifiable explanation about the differences between zen-like concentration, huayan-like concentration, mahasthabir nikaya-like concentration, and chan-like concentration, as well as recognize that the last one is exactly the same as zen.

And why is it only ever "zen-like"? I'm sure everyone would find it strange if Asians suddenly started to use the terms "seventh day adventism-like" or "independent fundamentalist baptist-like" to refer to the elements of American culture they find exotic.

 

I discovered what appears to be the only bar in my current country of residence that specializes in Peruvian pisco in December 2022. At first I went just to try a pisco sour, which I've long been interested in. After getting the chance to revisit it over the holidays, I experimented with different varieties and ways of serving it, and realized a short tonic is my favorite way to drink it without masking its natural flavor.

Previously, I mainly enjoyed cocktails and didn't have any particular favorite spirit, so this is all very new to me. Should I be taking every opportunity I can to inform people of my fondness for pisco and how my refined tastes are beyond the comprehension of the plebs who enjoy lesser drinks like beer, wine, or vodka? Just how far should I go? Am I now required to be a dick to Chileans and go out of my way to remind them that their pisco is shit, an opinion that I certainly have come to after extensive research and experimentation to form my own judgement, and am absolutely not parroting from opinionated reply guys? Are there any gender studies scholars who can help me with this?

 

My textbook got really woke on me all of a sudden.

 
 

I used to think human rights were unconditional, but then someone told me that Palestinians are actually homophobic, so as any rational person capable of critical thinking and nuanced thought would do, I abandoned all of my values and pivoted to support for apartheid.

They made an excellent point, namely that I should support the murder and displacement of homophobes, which is why I propose the following.

Every queer person in North America will come together and form a milita. I'll assume George Soros will pay for everything. For your first mission, you'll take over the state of Florida. I have it on good authority from Conservatives that the US military has gone woke, so I expect them to cooperate with you.

To any Floridians reading this, you have 24 hours to leave before you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army. You brought this on yourself by voting for Ron Desantis. Do not resist. Bigots deserve bombs. Anyone who is opposed to this is a homophobe who supports Hamas and is literally worse than Hitler.

QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES!

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