refolde

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[–] refolde@hexbear.net 49 points 15 hours ago

The United States will spawn Israels to help it fight against the player. Whenever the player defeats an Israel, the United States will spawn a new one to replace it.

As its health gets lower, the United States will continue to spawn more Israels. If the player is unable to deal enough damage to defeat the United States in time, they may find themselves overwhelmed by the amount of Israels in battle, assuming the game doesn't crash before then.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

What if the next front is in the U.S. itself. This isn't based off any observations I'm just making completely unlikely guesses.

Alternatively maybe penguins in Antarctica start doing some praxis idk.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 55 points 4 days ago (27 children)

Is there any reason to believe the entirety of the "west" isn't just a massive engulfing black hole of evil that was created as part of a thousand-year conspiracy to ruin and enslave the world? I've seen literally no evidence of them ever doing anything good, in fact, I don't even think they're capable of any sort of good or decency. This is a belief that came about from the constant string of the "west" consistently making the most evil fucking choices possible, so if you want to convince me otherwise better show me something that suggests otherwise lol.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Grab some stakes and push them through the chest of every vampire in this godforsaken place.

Idk my only plan of action is adventure-time. If nothing else, I just want them to feel pain. They've been living in nothing but constant bliss and ecstasy their whole lives.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

As usual the large number of comments turns out to just be due to some jackass lemmitor wandering in.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I'm sure deporting the people who didn't even vote is going to make a huge difference.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At this point anything that originates from the U.S. or Europe, up to and including every single word in the dictionary, has a 99% chance of having incredibly racist origins in some way.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 60 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

WHAT DO I DO WITH THE XICOINS I ALREADY HAVE THOUGH

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] refolde@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is true, I have evidence right here!

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[–] refolde@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

You BOUGHT a Karl Marx Doll?????

So much for GOMMUNISM AMIRITE smuglord

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago

More reminders of the IOF's sheer inhumanity.

Reminders that these are the very "people" getting shot and blown up in Resistance videos.

 

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Well the main crux of the dream was that I was in a family member's car as we were driving up some snow-covered mountain path. There was sad music playing because I guess the mountain had major "plot significance"

But the mood completely shifted when we drove by a cliff by the sea, and there was Hillary and Bill Clinton, who were so full of fucking hubris that they decided to go hang gliding in the middle of a snowstorm, out at at sea. Unsurprisingly, it goes horribly wrong for them, and Hillary ended up falling into the water and started drowning. Idk wtf Bill was doing at that time.

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Are there any links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy?

 

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You're gonna need some real cold water. Either ice water or refrigerated, or really any drink that's super cold and chilled. Drink that first, slosh all that cold liquid in your mouth, and then take a piece of whatever you're eating and put it in your mouth while it's still cold inside. Preferably a small piece, just to be safe; this is still kinda risky to do.

Let me know how this works out for you if you give it a try.

 

There was the shocking discovery of a strange unidentified object that was orbiting Jupiter (and it was covered in a round pink cloud to indicate how hidden it was). Many believed it was a moon that we just never noticed in the entire history of studying the solar system. The whole mood of it was actually kinda eerie because we don't know what that thing is about. Also we were thinking "Life? is there life on this new moon?" and so scientists sent a probe to it to find out what it was but it won't reach there for a few days.

So I was walking around and I guess I woke up into another dream and I spoke to one of my high school teachers about it and he was like "whoa really that's crazy" and I was like "nah that's only a dream" except not really the Jupiter moon plot had not been lost yet. (Also I was disappointed when I gradually grew conscious enough to realize this was a dream I legitimately thought we found something special here.)

The shocking twist is that that was not a moon at all, it was in fact some sort of massive space station or facility that's the size of a planet or moon. "We didn't build that." This could only have been built by alien lifeforms, but how long has it been there? Some thoughts crop up such as "the government wouldn't allow people to know about this" and stuff but that ends up not really mattering, because we go to the station and for some reason I was in the group that was headed there. We found a very well-maintained lab, but were only greeted with killer security robots and I guess we dealt with them? I dunno. Despite this place looking well-maintained, there was no organic life to speak of. Yep, even in a dream there was no organic life in space.

Anyways it's time to drop that plot entirely and teleport back to Earth, where there's a zombie apocalypse now for no fucking reason, but it's also not really important. There was a family guy skit where a bunch of people step on a trap and everyone runs and steps on more traps which causes a lot of explosions and bodily harm. And then they all get injured but practically give a thumbs up as if they were okay. They were not okay. I attempt to use the powers of teleportation to go back home where i have three fans on simultaenously. That's it. Man it sure is a shame that we did not explore that fucking space facility near Jupiter any further. Shame we couldn't learn more about it. Fuck you dream.

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