The Onion

It will be about some family who gets stuck in the world of the Onion.

read more: https://thehardtimes.net/lists/the-top-10-punk-sub-genres-were-pretty-sure-spotify-invented-to-screw-with-us/

read more: https://www.theonion.com/new-law-requires-snap-recipients-to-balance-food-on-nos-1851278899

link: https://reductress.com/post/still-think-im-too-old-says-biden-spotted-shopping-at-forever-21/

"MOSCOW – Officials from the Kremlin, under the close supervision of Russian President Vladimir Putin, have concluded an autopsy of Alexei Navalny, concluding that the recently-deceased opposition leader spontaneously sentenced himself to 30 years in a remote Siberian gulag before then ingesting his own poison that he brought from home."

read more: https://www.theonion.com/female-dog-told-to-wag-tail-more-1851265038

read more: https://www.theonion.com/trump-booed-at-furrycon-while-hawking-new-399-tail-1851271242

“Mark our words, the European Union will spare no effort in ensuring that Putin experiences absolutely no repercussions for the outrageous death of a key opposition leader,” said European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen.

This part, even though from the same article, is true…

At press time, the U.S. House of Representatives had reacted in solidarity to the statement with an arms bill guaranteeing $0 of aid to the Ukrainian military.

Sorry for mixing real NON-ONION news in here — I know you're all easily confused to begin with — but…

From the Michigan Advance article: Death of Russian dissident raises stakes for U.S. aid to Ukraine, Biden warns…

[…]the U.S. House adjourned Thursday for a President’s Day recess without acting on aid.[…] House members are scheduled to return Feb. 28.

“It’s about time they step up, don’t you think? Instead of going on a two-week vacation?” Biden told reporters. “Two weeks. What are they thinking? My God, this is bizarre. And it’s just reinforcing all the concern, and almost — I won’t say panic, but real concern about the United States being a reliable ally. This is outrageous.”

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