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[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 80 points 2 months ago (3 children)

“If I win, he resigns as dictator of Venezuela. If he wins, I give him a free ride to Mars,” he said.

lmao what a sweet deal for Maduro, his winning prize is getting incinerated in a SpaceX rocket

[–] miz@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

if Musk loses he should have to sign over all his assets to Venezuela

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maduro beating the shit out of Elon and taking all his money would be hilarious

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This is the reality I want to live in

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't think VZLA needs all that debt-ridden and useless stock.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

michael-laugh that's even more ridiculous!

"If i win - you have to step down from political office you've been elected to. If i lose - you get absolutely nothing because I'm never going to send shit to mars"

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

He will step down as dictator but retain his office as president