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[–] Vernon_Tennessee@hexbear.net 74 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Say what you will but no one would ever do this for kamala

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I, Earnest B. Neolib, President Emeritus of the KHive Chapter B of Marin County want to speak on the "man on the pier". I have seen disreputable individuals on the Internet proclaim that "No one would ever do this for Kamala." Look, I am not a single man. I have a wife and we have two children. In addition to my family - I have other obligations and commitments. I am the owner of a real estate company with approximately 100 employees. I cannot go on a pier with literally 100+ mile an hour winds and put my life at risk. However what I can and must do is mention how Trump...

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Earnest B. Neolib

Knowhutimean, Vern?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to threaten to make Eggs Erroneous for my family for breakfast. They still have no idea what the fuck I'm on about, or why I ask for the yellow modeling clay kitty-birthday-sad

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember thinking jury duty was super cool and an honor because Ernest seemed excited once. over-your-head

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

It took Pauly Shore to cure us of that one.

spoiler...Buuuuuud-dy.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Annnnd I just read the Jim Varney Wikipedia entry...

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I have seen every single Ernest movie, including Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Idk K-Hive is pretty wacky.

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Dude exactly that's what I think Iv and others were getting at i think yesterday when i mentioned she was an empty pantsuit in 2020, she has negative charisma and inspires literally no one, she's a less competent Hillary Clinton who has somehow stumbled her way into this election

[–] SoJB@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Idk fam I think PugJesus would gladly 😂