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So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It should be on a pivot so it always faces where youre pulling from

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Bastards incorporated!

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

I've seen these. I know people who have them.

It's a tp holder with space for extra rolls.

It's made if wire and it sucks.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn't become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

My wife got me to install a bidet. Can't remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You've had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I don't like being wet, so I'd use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

[–] itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don't see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don't use it unless I'm particularly interested.....in extra cleanliness. It's not for everyone.

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?

[–] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

[–] itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Some of you bidet fans sound like you're in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago

Nothing magical about it. It's simply, objectively superior.

[–] Iapar@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago

Cleaning with water is objectively superior then cleaning without, no?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If the bathroom and toilet are "dewy" the bad design falls on the house itself.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Oooh. That makes more sense.

In less humid/hot locations, this isn't really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.

The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don't have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.

If you use the TP after that, you get what's coming to you.

[–] constantokra@lemmy.one 10 points 5 months ago

If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They're less than 30 bucks and they'll fix it right up.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Being in the general vicinity of mold won't give you a fungal infection unless you don't wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or anyone else's for that matter.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Username does not check out.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

I don't understand. How do you use toilet paper?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

I'm thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.

IDK. I'm just some guy.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.