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Lie about your job experience, every company is different anyway so if you have a good grasp of the basic skills and tools you need for you field just lie.
I'm sorry, but I am a terrible liar. That will simply not work for me.
You're gonna have to figure it out if you want to pay for food and rent eventually
Aw, no that's not what I meant 😭
You can use the hexbear phone repository to give you fake references. When you make your resume - lie. You figured out the two solutions, right? You have the skills and knowledge for better but they've arbitrarily decided "oh also you should've been in a FAANG the past couple years" or whatever. So lie.
Huh? There is one?
Nevertheless, I don't have much of a hope in that regard, as I don't find it likely that there are people from my city here (IDK how I would claim that I worked in another city), let alone ones who would help me with this.
idk if there's really a phone repository, but my husband and I are happy to lie for any of you ❤️
we just have a small engine repair business, so might have to be creative about how we worked with you - maybe we knew you in another job, maybe you did some consulting, idk
but yeah, anybody who wants a reference, please feel free to DM me
Huh. Consulting for an American company... That might be useful someday. Thanks for the offer xdddd
I am not neurotypical enough to be good at lying. At the very least, lying creatively, i.e. coming up with falsehoods.
I do tell pigs truth, even though they don't understand me. Pigs are nice and smart, just like all the other cats.
I'm aware. I am still horrible at lying.
At best I can do omission.
Yes.
And yeah, I have started claiming my time as a developer of an open-source project as relevant experience, which it quite literally is.
Not that I've been in a situation to "do" what I'm about to suggest but ignore "years of experience" as best as you can when applying for a job.
If you've got the skill set, the interest in doing the job, apply anyways. Don't even need to justify not having the "years of experience".
I'd bet that the "years of experience" is only mentioned to arbitrarily reduce the number applicants.
I do get asked explicitly how many years of experience I have.
However, I did get offered a job that requires 3 years of experience, and they are currently considering my candidacy. Have to wait and see how that will work out.
I'm not saying that you can't answer the question when asked in an interview or that you need obfuscate it on your CV. I'm saying to not let the "you must have x years of experience" in a job posting scare you away from applying if the only thing that you're lacking is having "x years of experience".
If you're sitting down for an interview, the interviewer isn't all that likely to immediately end the interview once they realize that you don't have the arbitrary number of years experience posted in the job description.
I mean, one you've learned how to do something like add 1 and 1 to get 2 it doesn't matter that you've been doing if for 1 year or 50 years.
Thing is, you won't know which interviews you are supposed to be the dummy and which you are supposed to be competent. Its astounding that OP even got any input on why they were rejected.