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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 126 points 5 months ago (1 children)

πŸ™„ this is why I only date bisexual women. If I said this to any women I'm in a relationship with she would probably say something like, "fuck you" then peg me while annoying asking if I got the pun.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 44 points 5 months ago

There's not one. Bi women treat but men as equals in bed and straight women bore me

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 months ago

It's a win-win, most definitely.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 73 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Straightest Griffith interaction.

Also, fuck Griffith

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 30 points 5 months ago

A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I've ever read, what are you on about.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Greatest villain, also transition goals

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago (2 children)

One of my high school teachers was called miss bussy and I'm not joking about this ethier, that was her actual name

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Thats wild! I did aswell Must be a common name LMAO!

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I bet she's thinking about a career change, if she hasn't done it already.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Smh can't stop thinking about Guts

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 38 points 5 months ago

Rearrangeing Guts has a whole new meaning now.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 55 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Maybe it's my man brain that's stupid, but can someone explain to me why "boy pussy" is so offensive that you give him the silent treatment?

Like, it makes zero sense. Wtf is a "boy pussy" anyways?

Am I too straight to understand this?

I don't want to offend, I genuinely do not understand. Help me out here.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 38 points 5 months ago

Itz yo butthole

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Disclaimer: this isn't really my thing, so I have kind of an outsider's understanding and may be incorrect. I'm sure someone will be happy to correct me if I'm wrong about something.

Ok, let's break this down a little. First of all: boy pussy, or "bussy", is not an actual biological orifice that exists, as you may have guessed. Rather, it's a slang term meant to convey the metaphorical sexual concept that a male asshole - usually belonging to a sub/bottom or twink (but the term can apply to anyone willing) - has become an erogenous zone, possibly (depending on usage in dirty talk) that it will never again fulfill any other purpose.

Naturally, since it is a BOY pussy, it's not something that you would find on a woman, so the man in this story, while having sex with his wife, let slip that he was fantasizing about having sex with someone else. This does not seem to be her issue, as she mentions that they are at least somewhat in an open relationship and so him having sex with another woman would not be out of the question. However, she seems to take offense at the idea that he is fantasizing about having sex with another man, which is not something they would presumably have discussed prior to opening their relationship.

Hope this clears things up a little. Cheers!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Thank you! For some reason my brain didn't make the connection between the slag of "bussy" and "boy pussy".

Dunno why she would be upset by it in an open relationship, but okay.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago

I mean, if I was getting fucked by someone and they were actively fantasizing about me being someone else, I would be upset, open relationship or no

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They missed this, but she’s upset because he’s imagining her as a man

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (6 children)

It's the butt. Also it is a bit offensive to be thinking about someone else in that context.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure, you should gather more data. Next time you are with someone keep mentioning a different person. Share your results.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't be offended by this, but other phrases about my body might offend me. As an example, the term "man boob" really disgusts me and makes me feel ashamed of my body. My wife knows this. If she said that during an intimate moment it could very well make me upset. It's hard to know how I'd react in the moment. It could be that he accidentally said "boy pussy" then didn't apologize or acted like it wasn't anything wrong. It could be that OOP was already very self conscious about their vagina and having it compared to an asshole (what "boy pussy" usually refers to in cis males) was upsetting.

Emotions are weird and often don't make logical sense. It's less important exactly why something was upsetting and more important to acknowledge that it was upsetting and apologize.

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I read the post title as β€œBusey”, then opened the post, and got really confused as to what Gary Busey had to do with any of this.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Of you really think about something, somewhere Gary Busey has to do with it. In a weird Busey way, of course, but there is done relation between every single thing in the universe and Gary Busey. Thanks wishes to be him.

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[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A bussy is just another word for butthole so no biggie? Girls technically have a bussy too?

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Borat has that bussy 😩😩😩

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Is like thees πŸ‘Œ

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

As a boy pussy, I am offended. And I am going to mince around in frustration.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

She should get a strap-on and be happy, that she's apparently not as floppy as her grandma.

[–] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I do have to come to homeboys defense. She heard bussy and though he was picturing a twink. While that's fine and dandy if that's what he's into, maybe he was actually thinking about bears. Sounds like she's the issue cause she thinks we can only be twinks. My beard says otherwise.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

If you had to choose between being lost in the woods with a bear or a cute twink with a girly bussy instead of a boy bussy, which would you choose?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Definitely the bear.

[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

It's so disgusting fucking a girl pussy. Boy pussy is the best.

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