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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

i hope this is AI and no real steak or cheesecake got harmed with this crime

[–] MacNCheezus 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

You dissapoint me. I love this, would try it

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago

I know what instance this is but it still shouldn’t be okay for you to post this.

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't ever order it off of a menu, but if it was served at a party, I would absolutely try a small slice.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

It looks too well made, and very tasty

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Makes me wonder if this could be made in an actually good way. A savory not sweet cheese wiz cheesecake recipe or something?

[–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] exothermic@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 4 months ago

Food Crimes, maybe?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

They do make a mean clam chowder

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You are evil lol

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago
[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That... could work?

I mean, it'd be a real challenge. But some sort of savory cheesecake, with a savory crust, topped with cheese steak fillings and I could see it being... okay-ish. I don't think it would gain mainstream appeal, but I could see it being some sort of local delicacy that all the locals say is delicious but also a acquired taste.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 4 months ago

I've had a salmon cheesecake. Might have more appeal to those who like cream cheese and lox on a bagel.

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm thinking way to hard of a way to make this work... Some type of rye for the crust? Drizzled with A-1 or Heinz 57?

Why is my brain trying to make this abomination feasible!?

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

My thought is some sort of rosemary heavy crust with whole wheat bread crumbs instead of graham crackers, a garlic and onion flavored (and sugar free) cheese cake and then standard Philly cheese steak filling for the topping. Add in a dollop of cheese wiz on the top and some sort of balsamic/worcestershire reduction drizzled onto the top.

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I love this, but it needs a new name.

Philly cheese steak + New York cheesecake = something named for New Jersey.

[–] lemsfw88@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 4 months ago

The jersey beefcake

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

The Jersey Shore

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

something named for New Jersey.

The Situation.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 4 months ago

He's not a New Jerseyan. He's from Staten Island. They're all fucking bennies.

Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

what's not to like. Philly cheesteak good. cheese cake good.

let's get our eating pants on and Rachel up this Joey.

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It looks so wrong, but probably tastes so right. Sweet and savory.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OP sharing pics from his wedding day, what else was on the menu?

[–] MacNCheezus 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, for the vegetarians we had Mac’n Cheesecake…

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Username checks out

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I’ve always thought a blue cheese cheesecake could be tasty

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The real crime here is the crust.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The real crime is the peppers - you'd get assaulted if you ordered those here in Philly.

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I’m ashamed to say that I really want this.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I try very hard every day to avoid making a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. When my resolve fails, I like to top it with some capers or pickled red onions.

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 4 months ago

I also failed.

[–] cordlesslamp 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand,) what's wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y'all are just prudes

Congrats, you just reinvented meat pie.

[–] MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

So, will native Philidephians be more upset that someone put cheese steak on a cheesecake, or that you called it a 'Philly' when it is adulterated with peppers and missing one of the two ~~acceptable~~ [traditional] cheeses (~~American~~ [Provolone] or whizz)? Place your bets and hopefully a real Philadelphian can let us know which is more upsetting. I'm betting on the latter, but not heavily.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Philadelphian here. Sharp provolone is preferred. Nevertheless, I'd try it. Although cream cheese separates when you heat it so this would have to be eaten cold. It's probably not bad, but I'm not sure about the chocolate on bottom.

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[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not from Philadelphia, but I though the two acceptable cheeses were cheese whiz and provolone.

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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

"It tastes like feet!"

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Philly cheeseseak Philadelphia cheesecake

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Sickos are all like

Haha yes!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

With Philadelphia cream cheese

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Despite me not eating meat, I can see this being tasty -- as long as the bottom of the cake is not chocolate and the quark is not very sweet

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I'm a fan of both. But this likely tastes like an abomination.

Like pumpkin cheesecake. Blech.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (12 children)
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