i hope this is AI and no real steak or cheesecake got harmed with this crime
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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Don’t worry, it is.
You dissapoint me. I love this, would try it
I know what instance this is but it still shouldn’t be okay for you to post this.
I’d eat that
I wouldn't ever order it off of a menu, but if it was served at a party, I would absolutely try a small slice.
It looks too well made, and very tasty
Makes me wonder if this could be made in an actually good way. A savory not sweet cheese wiz cheesecake recipe or something?
Looks delicious 😋
Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar
Food Crimes, maybe?
They do make a mean clam chowder
You are evil lol
That... could work?
I mean, it'd be a real challenge. But some sort of savory cheesecake, with a savory crust, topped with cheese steak fillings and I could see it being... okay-ish. I don't think it would gain mainstream appeal, but I could see it being some sort of local delicacy that all the locals say is delicious but also a acquired taste.
I've had a salmon cheesecake. Might have more appeal to those who like cream cheese and lox on a bagel.
I'm thinking way to hard of a way to make this work... Some type of rye for the crust? Drizzled with A-1 or Heinz 57?
Why is my brain trying to make this abomination feasible!?
My thought is some sort of rosemary heavy crust with whole wheat bread crumbs instead of graham crackers, a garlic and onion flavored (and sugar free) cheese cake and then standard Philly cheese steak filling for the topping. Add in a dollop of cheese wiz on the top and some sort of balsamic/worcestershire reduction drizzled onto the top.
I love this, but it needs a new name.
Philly cheese steak + New York cheesecake = something named for New Jersey.
The jersey beefcake
The Jersey Shore
something named for New Jersey.
The Situation.
He's not a New Jerseyan. He's from Staten Island. They're all fucking bennies.
Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.
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what's not to like. Philly cheesteak good. cheese cake good.
let's get our eating pants on and Rachel up this Joey.
It looks so wrong, but probably tastes so right. Sweet and savory.
OP sharing pics from his wedding day, what else was on the menu?
Well, for the vegetarians we had Mac’n Cheesecake…
Username checks out
I’ve always thought a blue cheese cheesecake could be tasty
The real crime here is the crust.
The real crime is the peppers - you'd get assaulted if you ordered those here in Philly.
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I’m ashamed to say that I really want this.
I try very hard every day to avoid making a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. When my resolve fails, I like to top it with some capers or pickled red onions.
I also failed.
I don't understand,) what's wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.
I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y'all are just prudes
Congrats, you just reinvented meat pie.
So, will native Philidephians be more upset that someone put cheese steak on a cheesecake, or that you called it a 'Philly' when it is adulterated with peppers and missing one of the two ~~acceptable~~ [traditional] cheeses (~~American~~ [Provolone] or whizz)? Place your bets and hopefully a real Philadelphian can let us know which is more upsetting. I'm betting on the latter, but not heavily.
Philadelphian here. Sharp provolone is preferred. Nevertheless, I'd try it. Although cream cheese separates when you heat it so this would have to be eaten cold. It's probably not bad, but I'm not sure about the chocolate on bottom.
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I'm not from Philadelphia, but I though the two acceptable cheeses were cheese whiz and provolone.
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"It tastes like feet!"
Philly cheeseseak Philadelphia cheesecake
Sickos are all like
Haha yes!
With Philadelphia cream cheese
Despite me not eating meat, I can see this being tasty -- as long as the bottom of the cake is not chocolate and the quark is not very sweet
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I'm a fan of both. But this likely tastes like an abomination.
Like pumpkin cheesecake. Blech.
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