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[โ€“] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Putin is the enemy of an all powerful god, why is he winning decisively? thonk

[โ€“] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

God could in fact make a Putin so wide he could not lift him

[โ€“] vertexarray@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what's gonna happen when he gets his hands on the holy trinity

[โ€“] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Jesus shatters and scatters to the wind like the pieces of the triforce

I'm pretty sure it involves boofing sacramental wine.

[โ€“] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

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[โ€“] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

God I wanna wedgie this dweeb so bad

[โ€“] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can't this guy just go relitigate the Investiture Controversy or something. They should give all tradcaths some sort of busy box like that to keep their pedantic odiousness away from the public. Maybe they could do a historical reenactment of the Council of Basel, idk.

(I'd say the Council of Constance but, they'd probably fight over who gets to play the Pope).

[โ€“] Fishroot@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Calling other christian denominations of being satanic is just being a good catholic

[โ€“] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Defeat the successor of Atheist AntiChrist Stalin, Putin

bro wtf are you talking about. russia is the legitimate successor state of rome, the ussr was the legitimate successor state of russia (there was not even a government in exile!), and russia is the legitimate successor state of russia. trust the five year plan

[โ€“] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile per Wikipedia:

According to Putin, his religious awakening began after a serious car crash involving his wife in 1993, and a life-threatening fire that burned down their dacha in August 1996. Shortly before an official visit to Israel, Putin's mother gave him his baptismal cross, telling him to get it blessed. Putin states, "I did as she said and then put the cross around my neck. I have never taken it off since."

[โ€“] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hahaha, a lot, and i mean A LOT of politicians in postsocialist countries had their "religious awakenings" shortly after their CIA funded churches grabbed as much power as they could in early 90's.

[โ€“] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everytime this guy's mind speaks, I think he loses some braincells...

[โ€“] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

western liberals be like: "Yeah, this guys seems reasonable."

[โ€“] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this guy sucks but there's a tiny part of me that feels bad. he makes alt-history maps and is now an epic online tradcath. he should just go post in HOI4 communities

[โ€“] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he was my favourite nafo guy :(, like he's a complete crank but also he's got a sort of charming feel in the same way as like a really autistic guy who loves trains, but for being a weird twitter guy

[โ€“] Ossay@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it was the child-like joy and earnestness he had while talking about balkanizing entire populations that did it for me

rip to a real crank

i can't believe a champion of the clerisy of the liberal enlightenment would do this. shocking.