Oh yeah? I’m picturing your chess pieces in my mind, and I am rotating them
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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Dog piece is able to shift back to any empty square adjacent to the king
Gun piece takes out 4 pawns at a time but has to spend the first three turns being radicalized on 4chan
Monster truck piece doesn't even do anything, it just tells people about its ride, and how isn't she a beaut, and it's a dual rear wheel
I transcended Jordan Peterson. I learned to do the Canadian Kermit voice and now I just tell myself things I want to hear in a room without mirrors.
Do most of your rooms have mirrors?
How else am I supposed to play Bloody Mary?
We always did it in the bathroom.
JP ever elaborate about those Chinese dick sucking machines?
the wild card chess piece jumps to a totally random square that might be where your own king is, causing you to instantly lose
that's the price you pay for having a little chaos
Me when the chaos kicks in
Wildcard, bitches!
What animal have you chosen as your sole means of sustenance?
Only smart ones.
I need to know how the pieces move.
So you can best me in a battle of wits? Fine, I have so many other pieces.
Dog piece- always loyal to the king
Gun piece- one free kill
Monster truck piece- throw it at the board
Gun piece tears a hole in the king's ear.
it also kills one of the pawns near the king
For dog I wanted him to have to be within two squares or he can only move directly toward king.
Gun has a max range. Otherwise same.
Monster truck - moves four places. Jumps the two in the middle. Can fly off the map.
A chess piece that's just another chessboard, and you place it on top of the the first one.
Already thought of it last Wednesday. The Chess piece.
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I'd read 2 Wikipedia pages which would replace the jbp
Thanks, I hate it
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Currently dual screening Peterson and Huberman, listening to one in each ear and crossing my eyes so I don't loose eye contact with any of them. Been tinkering with the idea of doing an ice foot-bath, it's my own fusion on a morning cold shower testo boost and Wim Hof breath training and I can do it infront of the computer. Thinking if I can fit all this into a 7 hour block daily routine and really stick to it I'm pretty much set up to become FIRE in a few years. Fucking love science!