Wow, this must be the craziest case of post nut clarity in recorded history.
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Biden or Trump? Biden or Trump? Better have a wank....
.......!!!!@#?!$&@#$&?!!!!
Trump it is then!
Oh wait, he's a guy, I guess it's just
.....!!!!
Talk about blowing a load.
Imagine calling yourself a journalist and publishing this story.
It was the FBI who released this info. You'd kinda think there'd be no need to publicly share this kind of info because it is not relevant and not great for surviving family members.
Yeah, but it's hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?
Mannn I know you're joking, but that is exactly how you guys got Trump
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I don't recall learning about the last time the Tops grocery shooter looked at porn
Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.
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This sounds very much like typical psy ops information to be honest. Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.
I bet he was looking at some porn the same day, as some people do. Nothing special.
Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.
They've already said he was a registered Republican
Got em
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Who doesn't. I'm sure he also consumed bread. (But I fail to see the connection with the case. )
Regardless of how and when I die, there's a pretty good chance of my last search being porn too.
the lesson here is to pray to God for guidance.. and also clear your search history before you die
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Didn't Project 2025 say that they wanted to ban porn?
This seems like something they'll use to get leverage on that matter.
"Porn makes you want to shoot down the furher", or something like that.
He read Project 2025, and found a section he didn't agree with.
post nut clarity
He was cum drunk, that's why he couldn't shoot straight, lousy gooner.
Yes, yes, but what kind of porn was it? It's extremely important.
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He did (at least) one good thing in life, and people feel the need to smear him…
As a thought exercise: if he succeeded, doesn’t that only further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?
I don’t like Trump either so I get the feeling behind the message, but I don’t see any universe where a successful assassination attempt is a net positive for the country. Seems like it only furthers division and probably leads to a worse place overall.
Would love to know how I’m wrong though.
If you see the upcoming civil war as inevitable, then triggering it now would mean the government forces are on our side, and with Trump dead you'd get a bunch of different maga factions the government could sweep up quickly. Now when the civil war begins, Trump will be president, maga will be united behind him, and the government forces will be working FOR them.
You assume I would think you’re wrong. I do not.
Morally, assassination is despicable. But so is fascism.
I applaud you for taking the high road, while I just say Fuck ‘em all. Fascism should not be tolerated, even in a democracy.
Ah yes, the high road, the best know cure for and deterrent of fascism... 🙄
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further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?
Literally already happening.
How anyone can think that rolling over and playing dead while fascists stomp their way in to (more) power is a better way to "fight" them, than, I don't know, actually fighting them, is honestly mind blowing.
Check your privilege, the fact that you aren't impacted by their ongoing war, doesn't mean no one else is.
And what IS my privilege internet stranger? I’m making a good faith argument on the internet that you disagree with, but I’m a stranger to you and you have no idea of what my daily life looks like or how much privilege I have or do not have.
I appreciate the disagreement, but I don’t appreciate assumptions of what kind of fucking castle I live in or how isolated I am from current events or political violence.
I think I agree, but I'd phrase it a bit differently. The problem in our country isn't division, it's that there's an energetic fascist movement that needs to be stopped. The problem with assassinating Trump is that it gives that movement a martyr and would very much energize them (disorganize them too, since they wouldn't know for sure who to follow anymore, but they've never needed to be too organized to do damage and they could do plenty before succession fueled infighting really started to take a toll).
Killing Trump won't kill his ideas, the only way to do that is to embarrass Trump and Trumpism badly, so I think the best series of events would be a) Trump loses the election, b) prosecutors explain Trump's many crimes in meticulous detail to a series of juries who sentence Trump to years and years behind bars, c) Trump dies of a heart attack while taking a shit in prison.
The fact that the voters already did a) once in 2020 and the system's let us down on b) is deeply frustrating and worth acknowledging for the sake of identifying the country's underlying problems (it's the politicians and lawyers more than it is the voters), but it doesn't change the fact that assassinating Trump is the last thing we want to do at this point.
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He needed the erection to steady himself for the shot, not unlike a tripod. He lost it when one of the cops popped up over the roof like a sweaty gopher, and thus lost aiming stability.
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Dude had post-nut clarity and calm, but still attempted it and missed.
Big L.
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But what kind, I need details?
This is probably the least crazy part of the whole equation. I mean if you're about to go do something that's going to absolutely get you fucking killed, might as well rub one last one out before you go.
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No one secured the ladder or the roof or responded to alerts of a gunman on the roof. There’s only two angles where you could shoot the ear without it entering the head, must be a million to one shot… but the real question to ask is…. a teenage boy looking at porn?… that is crazy!
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This kid can't get any more boring.
Keep in mind this is information provided by the USA, so it's completely untrustworthy. It's possible this happened. It's possible his phone automatically pulled an Instagram update and that's close enough for their spin. And it's possible this is completely fabricated.
You cannot trust them as a source when they need to vilify him.
He had that post nut clarity and he still missed
He didn't want to go out with a loaded gun.
What did he watch?
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