I got fucking WHOOPING COUGH, my dudes!

I haven't gotten the results back from the swab test but the cough I have is UNMISTAKABLE and very unique and it's gotta be. I am an infant, apparently.

I really should start asking my clients to wear masks in my office; this shit is so gross

Found out Apple was stealing small amounts of money from my bank account for over two years, got nearly $700 back

Lets gooooo!

it is july 25 and stalin saved the world from fascism

Hexbear will grow larger

I experimented with League of Legends in college but i did not inhale.

Not a fan of Kopala, but it is funny watching all these right ring spaces fall into misogynistic angst over the slightest possibility of a female president.

hey remember that time when we all changed our PFP to dirt_owl's for the day? we should do that again with another user

Welp I got the , so far feels like a sinus bug with some achy joints. stay safe out there with the FLiRT

I think you could describe Connor O'Malley's stuff as having a sort of Midwestern Gothic bent. There's a strong sense of regionality (fucking Rod Blagojevich turns up in the "Fuck Coin" video), and his style feels very influenced by the southern gothic undercurrent a lot of early Adult Swim stuff had going on.

elon's daughter strikes back

Periodically shooting a gun into the air in the courtyard of my Fediverse instance to keep the gentrifiers away.

I got a signed copy of Capital from the man himself, Carl Marks.

We love this thing of ours

Rip auntie Cathy :(

I tried touching grass once and the grass didn’t even try and start a pointless argument with me. Grass needs to log on and touch keyboard

we have the best taglines folks, many people are saying it

so hawk tuah girl is just someone who suggested spittin on a d durin oral? that's literally all? idk man thats pretty vanilla but mb there's somethin im missing here

I literally missed both the trans pronoun and vegan struggle sessions as I was too busy with work. Probably good I missed the former, my thinking had not yet developed on this matter.

Sorry, but the trans mega will soon be subsuming the entire site. All megas will be trans megas in future

If Kamala picks Buttigieg then both campaigns are running Thot Daugher - Gay Son tickets.

Someone in another group I work with got promoted to manager. I thought they were already a manager because they don't really do anything, but I guess there's always the possibility to do less.

Fuck I love the weird political furries so much

Just came across a strange internet cat and their bio has a shout out to Gaddafi lmao

I was at a coffee shop this morning, and the barista asked the lady for her name on the cup and she said “Kamala”. The white lady in front of me shouted “You go girl!”. The line started cheering. The whole coffee shop was clapping. A man wearing a MAGA hat threw it to the ground mumbling slurs under his breath as he left.

I hate this town

Recently I have seen instances of revisionism where users claim UlyssesT was a "bad poster". Such perverse liberalism will not be tolerated.

My cousin told me something really sweet today. We're both in our 40s. He's very into classic rock, and I also still love the bands I grew up listening to. What I didn't know until tonight is that one day when we were about 11 years old, he was over at our house and I played my dad's Abbey Road cassette, and he was totally floored! Before that, he'd only heard pre-65 Beatles, and he had no idea how much their sound changed. So he was talking about what a big impact that moment had on him and all the music he discovered after that. It was a really cool memory to share with my cousin!

I made my brother sing nonsense words to the tune of the Soviet national anthem every time he bummed a cigarette on the road trip.

If we're having cigarette socialism then we're having cigarette socialism.

Idk if it’s old news, but Twitter has an allow list for big chud accounts to bypass filters and reports. There was a leak apparently

It turns out the classic kitchen sponge, the ones with a hard side and a softer side, is a major source of microplastics and we just rub that stuff onto our plates and cooking utensils.

We are so cooked as a species.

Merry Hexmas everyone!

I can't believe it's been four years! happy anniversary everyone

I love reading the history in the megathreads, thank you for taking the time to write these up and educate us!

My favorite post/event was when UlyssesT left to go kill Kissinger. I miss reading his rants against treats, but I also really like that Kissinger is dead.