I got fucking WHOOPING COUGH, my dudes!

I haven't gotten the results back from the swab test but the cough I have is UNMISTAKABLE and very unique and it's gotta be. I am an infant, apparently.

I really should start asking my clients to wear masks in my office; this shit is so gross

Found out Apple was stealing small amounts of money from my bank account for over two years, got nearly $700 back

Lets gooooo!

it is july 25 and stalin saved the world from fascism

I experimented with League of Legends in college but i did not inhale.

Periodically shooting a gun into the air in the courtyard of my Fediverse instance to keep the gentrifiers away.

I tried touching grass once and the grass didn’t even try and start a pointless argument with me. Grass needs to log on and touch keyboard

we have the best taglines folks, many people are saying it

Not a fan of Kopala, but it is funny watching all these right ring spaces fall into misogynistic angst over the slightest possibility of a female president.

hey remember that time when we all changed our PFP to dirt_owl's for the day? we should do that again with another user

Hexbear will grow larger

We love this thing of ours

elon's daughter strikes back

I was at a coffee shop this morning, and the barista asked the lady for her name on the cup and she said “Kamala”. The white lady in front of me shouted “You go girl!”. The line started cheering. The whole coffee shop was clapping. A man wearing a MAGA hat threw it to the ground mumbling slurs under his breath as he left.

I hate this town

Welp I got the , so far feels like a sinus bug with some achy joints. stay safe out there with the FLiRT

I got a signed copy of Capital from the man himself, Carl Marks.

I think you could describe Connor O'Malley's stuff as having a sort of Midwestern Gothic bent. There's a strong sense of regionality (fucking Rod Blagojevich turns up in the "Fuck Coin" video), and his style feels very influenced by the southern gothic undercurrent a lot of early Adult Swim stuff had going on.

Rip auntie Cathy :(

My cousin told me something really sweet today. We're both in our 40s. He's very into classic rock, and I also still love the bands I grew up listening to. What I didn't know until tonight is that one day when we were about 11 years old, he was over at our house and I played my dad's Abbey Road cassette, and he was totally floored! Before that, he'd only heard pre-65 Beatles, and he had no idea how much their sound changed. So he was talking about what a big impact that moment had on him and all the music he discovered after that. It was a really cool memory to share with my cousin!

I literally missed both the trans pronoun and vegan struggle sessions as I was too busy with work. Probably good I missed the former, my thinking had not yet developed on this matter.

Sorry, but the trans mega will soon be subsuming the entire site. All megas will be trans megas in future

Recently I have seen instances of revisionism where users claim UlyssesT was a "bad poster". Such perverse liberalism will not be tolerated.

Someone in another group I work with got promoted to manager. I thought they were already a manager because they don't really do anything, but I guess there's always the possibility to do less.

If Kamala picks Buttigieg then both campaigns are running Thot Daugher - Gay Son tickets.

I made my brother sing nonsense words to the tune of the Soviet national anthem every time he bummed a cigarette on the road trip.

If we're having cigarette socialism then we're having cigarette socialism.

Happy birthday to the greatest website on the internet!

It's a great honor to be here with all of you.

I love reading the history in the megathreads, thank you for taking the time to write these up and educate us!

My favorite post/event was when UlyssesT left to go kill Kissinger. I miss reading his rants against treats, but I also really like that Kissinger is dead.

Merry Hexmas everyone!

It's pretty interesting that in English the word for "translate" (from one language to another) means moving from one place to another, but for example Chinese and Finnish use words relating to rotation instead, the opposite of translation. Do any languages use a metaphor for reflection or dilation for this?

check out this dope ass bear

Death to America

Can someone explain the coconut tree thing to me? I missed the context while on my extended grass-touching sabbatical