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Can I get uhhhhhhh π ±οΈoneless cow tools
Gary Larson go on Chapo
boneless wings aren't even made from the fuckin wings for fucks sake i'm so fucking angry
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This is stupid from every direction imaginable.
Boneless doesn't mean boneless? Oh, okay. Words don't mean things anymore. Cool.
But also, imagine inhaling your nuggies so fucking fast that you don't notice a fucking bone in your mouth. Do you just not chew your food? Pour that slop right down my esophagus, fuck yeah.
plenty of people have problems chewing or digesting food, which is why they'd go for something softer and guaranteed to be safer like boneless chicken
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If you don't expect a fucking bone in your food and it's suddenly there then it makes sense to inhale it on accident. Could happen to anyone even if they ate slowly
For what it's worth, vegan chicken nuggets are at a point now where they're basically just better than real nuggets. They've got the taste down pretty close to real chicken, and the texture is better since there's no gristle or nasty shit. Strong recommendation for MorningStar Farms as a baseline.
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at this rate they're going to force every autistic person on the globe to go vegan
truth in advertising laws are a violation of my first amendment rights
Protect the small business tyrants at any cost.
Boneless wings will now be just "wings" and typical wings will now be known as "extra boney".
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this is the most down is up court ruling i've ever seen wtf
can't have shit in ohio π€¦ββοΈ
"this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
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has this site found out about brass eye yet? as a collective
i'm going to go post it to videos
and watch again
that shit never gets old
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doesn't this set a precedent to destroy basically all false advertising rules ever? your nut-free products can now contain nuts, because fuck you. your meatless burgers can be made of cats. your arsenic-free soda can give you arsenic poisoning, fuck it. i don't know anything about the usamerikkan legal system, but how can this possibly hold up?
What? Will the bones be ground into bonemeal and mixed INSIDE the chicken goop?
No, the article says the lawsuit is about a guy who got injured because a piece of bone in his boneless wings got stuck in his throat.
So it's not even a trivial thing? We're redefining what boneless means to specifically NOT MEAN BONELESS because we don't want some fucking company to have to take responsibility for injuring someone?
Boneless now means "with the intention of being boneless"
Couldn't disagree more with the the ruling, the dissenting opinion is right.
You don't expect a bone fragment in breast meat, which is what boneless wings typically are. Even the argument that "boneless" is a style of preparation, it doesn't make sense to expect bones.
The court probably doesn't want to imply it should be made from a specific (more expensive) cut of meat, but even in the pink-sludge-style nuggets you shouldn't get a bone either.
I feel bad for the guy who has to pay for his own healthcare now.
Even the argument that βbonelessβ is a style of preparation
"Boneless" even as a style of preparation strongly suggest, well, removing bones.
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They figure if you can sell unlimited data as an ISP or cellular carrier that is quite limited in every sense of the word, then why not boney boneless chikin?
Death to America
hell yeah, this is the foundation of a new era of jurisprudence
Ohio should be removed from the earth. Down to the bedrock. Just... set adrift into space. So long and thanks for all the idiotic election cycles where some dipshit "aw shucks" arch-reactionary agribusinessman got interviewed on TV because his stupid, stupid state had an earlier primary. Fucking pox upon that place.
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Thread needs a (CW: Food) and NSFW flag, btw.
My bad, I updated
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