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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I am """deranged""" because I didn't have kids while I was making... $8 an hour and going to college

Bravo, you have really put me on blast

Real Americans have babies that they'll abuse and neglect because that's the American Way™

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Chuds can pump out kids they can't pay for while espousing how black people are welfare queens with inferior DNA and they're sane and rational but I have a cat I love and think black people are human beings and I'm "insane".

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Harris is a stepmom, Buttigieg has adopted with his husband, they have kids.

Adopted children are cats I guess.

Oh but also, you can't get abortion, you have to give birth and give the child up for adoption.

But also, adopted children aren't really family.

An ouroboros of JayDee eating his own ass.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Also, if you can’t have kids without IVF that’s too bad

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Give me money, a husband and a baby sitter for when I'm at work and I'll think about it.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Best I can do is forced childbirth that kills you the-republican

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Literally. I never wanted kids in my life but with my current partner I kinda see the appeal… except we’re both struggling to make ends meet as is and we’re already caring for her disabled mother that the state ALSO provides 0 help for so it’s like, with what time and what money?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Not to mention the whack societal expectations of what raising a child means. These poor kids never get a moment to themselves and neither to their parents

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Also work is fulfilling for me and my community and i do it because i want to not a soulless widget-basher producing to eat

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Weird play let's see how it works out for him

Also it's really funny that he obviously rolled out of bed for this interview but still found the time to put on the eyeliner

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Just airing out your breeder kink on live tv. I see he's moved up from the hot couch fetish.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

luffy-wave Hi, yes, it's me, just your friendly neighborhood deranged psycho refusing to bring another conscious being into a world that's headed for a neo-feudalist climate catastrophe.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

This is just 'why don't the poors have more babbehs we can enslave' with a patronizing psychoanalyzing bs twist.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

dude is so weird

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

lol i literally saw a clip on hasan's stream of trump trying to walk back his crazy statements, trying to say 'he's not against people without kids he just likes family' and now he doubles down on this shit lmfao

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i don't understand, does he think the couch can get pregnant?

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

This is his son being born

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Weirdo Vance. Is this his whole pitch as VP?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

*hole pitch

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Thought the host was going for the stealth mario-finger for a second at 0:26. Real missed opportunity sicko-wistful

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

for now, probably be about 5 years for them to disown him and complete his my-hero arc

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

lol vance solidarity anti-abortion ruling: we don't need women vote.

Is he on some tank-trump-at-all-costs mission?

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Adding this to my resume

[–] DesertComrade@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

This guy is abhorrent Everything about him sucks like Ron desantis kinda where it just feels like he has an agenda for geniunely evil shit Trump is an idiot but doesn't feel as mean and psychotic as this guy What a horrible pick for vp If this is what the gop has to offer post Trump then the gop is truly cooked which means the dnc will become the neo con party, with a neo liberal wing

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Incredible how he manages to alienate everyone.