for hypotheticals sake its your preferred type of rice for whatever you wanna do w it
ask the nearest shrimp if they can do the thing with it
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snarf that rice up and look for seconds
Dude we share the same brain cell lmao
As is? I'll pass you a second helping
Oh I'm putting so much ketchup on that thing, and there is nothing you can do to stop me
MFER, you will be 
today!
immediately scarf it down
lao gan ma gang rise upAll of you who didn’t immediately answer with “just soya sauce” are either white and/or petit bourgeoisie
Unfortunately that includes me because I like to add a fried egg, please excuse me while I send myself to the reeducation camp
Chili Crisps are the new Avacado toast!? 
At least we'll be eating good together in the reeducation camp. 
To put bonito flakes on your rice, this is the thirteenth type of liberalism.
To be principled communists we must reject Lao Gan Ma as Dengist revisionism
Shoyu on rice is really popular in Hawaii but I know someone who did that in Japan and their host grabbed the plate in a panic and threw it away
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Crisp up some tofu in the air fryer, then douse them in shitty Chinese takeout mustard and soy sauce
Rice and beanis, probably
Make musubi yim yum
If it's just some white jasmine, kim chi and maybe a fried egg.
I'm grabbing one of those microwave pouches of spicy madras lentils and having some lunch. Yim yum
soy sauce and peanuts and eat it
showing some punk peasant kid how foolish the deal he made was by putting a paltry 2^n grains on each n square of a chess board (it will never grow to be a significant quantity)
Give it to my chickens. I'm eating toast for breakfast but my chickens will love me if I give them some rice on this cold morning.
yimyum
Lao Gan ma.
I'm also kind of upset as a half-Chinese person that I didn't know about furikake until I was like 30. Like I'm low-key jealous the Japanese thought of it and my family didn't get the memo while I was growing up. Ah well, at least I know now!
Rice, furikake and soy sauce is my goto lazy/broke meal.
비빔밥 bibimbap 
Top it with Furikake or maybe Mang Tomas and eat it
soy sauce and rice vinegar
soya sauce
Add soy sauce and salmon 😩
squish it with my feet and wiggle my toes in it
my preferred type of rice is long grain brown rice thank you
Eat it with no regard to my own life
A PINCH OF SALT AND A SHITTON OF BLACK PEPPER YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
Nutritional yeast + chili crunch oil + a generous helping of pan fried mushrooms and Chinese tofu
Edit: or mixed with left over hummus and tabooleh
Mayo... a whole got dayum jar of it. Room temp. Full fat, none of that light shit.
I pour a nice hot curry or Dal over it, garnish with some cilantro, onion and tomato and serve a bit of mint and cilantro raita on the side
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Crumble up tofu, chop up some spring onions and make fried rice
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