this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[โ€“] galmuth@feddit.uk 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago

It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 21 points 11 months ago

We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

[โ€“] Erasmus@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I donโ€™t condone violenceโ€ฆ

I can understand this manโ€™s reasoning.

[โ€“] Elkenders@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

[โ€“] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.

[โ€“] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

Not now he isn't!

[โ€“] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

filmed throwing plastic chair against shop window before running away clutching small crate of baked good

That's about the level of rioting that like, Moss from IT crowd could accomplish. This guy did sitcom rioting

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are there no depths to which they won't sink?

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

[โ€“] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

...and they all left in silence

Or something

[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 11 months ago

I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.

[โ€“] xep@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago

I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.

[โ€“] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 7 points 11 months ago

UK News Website Of The Year 2024

[โ€“] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isnโ€™t human

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who would name their newborn Barry?

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.

[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 11 months ago

Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.

[โ€“] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

we don't know this guy's a racist if all we know is he liberated some food, an action I support btw