I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative
He won’t know if he’s coming or going
I want the backstory please
It starts with a grande bean burrito and ends with a Mexican hooker
Patrick Stewart farted.
Ah yes, farting is very funny.
The oldest joke we have a record of as a species is a fart joke. This is my favorite factoid of all time, maybe ever.
maybe ever.
Would you say: since time immemorial?
One could, yes.
Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:
"[Factoids are] facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority."
In other words, a factoid is a clickbait "alternative" fact.
Interesting. I always took the term to indicate a single fact in isolation, in contrast to major dates or things that could be considered part of a curriculum.
Doubles as a micro cock ring
Nice humblebrag.
yes, but has a nice ring to it.
Look at you owning a cock!
takes his cyanide pill; doesn't die, just gets horny
Meanwhile on the other side of town, Grandpa is about to get some, pops his Viagra and dies.
Your captor thinks the torture isn't working as intended.
As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?
Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.
And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.
Ah. Tit-tacs
Gives a whole new meaning to kissing the ring.
"Okay, you can stop kissing the ring, JESUS CHRIST LET GO OF THE POOR RING."
I've got pockets, thanks.
okay, but will pockets make you feel like a cool super spy, the kind you watched movies about when you didn't need a pill to get hard?
it's not even criticism, I think this is a cool toy for old dudes. they should have it.
I want one of these so bad, I'd keep ibuprofen in it
One side is even ribbed, for your pleasure!
Is that from the old Conan show?
I'm not sure. It does seem like something they might do though.
I also wouldn't be surprised if it were sold as a legitimate product at some point.
Excellent gift.
“There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here!”
Name brand Viagra is over $100 per dose. Anybody taking it can fucking afford a ring.
Rikers favourite ring
Damn great pun OP
this is a great gimmick for poker players. show it of to a couple buddies so when someone calls you out for double dealing and wearing a shiner, one of them can stick up for you and say you just have a limp dick.