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Kelly - "Sofa So Good" (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 11 months ago

Slutty Home Furnishings

He's done it again folks.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago (4 children)

That neckbeard chefs-kiss

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it? sicko-wistful

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think the slutty couch is the sicko stand in this time. One mans sicko is another mans slutty couch.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Weeping Lady Liberty becoming a window-peeper is sicko enough

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I still want Lady Liberty to become an actual sicko eventually. sicko-wistful

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sicko-yin-yang

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Inside you there are two Kelly characters. kelly

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it? sicko-wistful

Sickos only appear when The American Way of Life is threatened. By way of their hip hop video games music, and their swing dancing, and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat (10% corn).

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat

peterson-pill-dinner

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because the sicko is a lib.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm the slutty home furnishings

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Trump's goat legs

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the first heart rising from the couch, because it's the one that's most to the left rat-salute-2

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

JD's sweat panting

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Finally a good fucking meme. Sometimes Lemmy feels more littered than Reddit, with the amount of low effort memes about him.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

Yeah Kelly is a guy who really respects the craft

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hexbearr are masters of the post.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Slutty home furnishings is the name of my indie sleeze cover band

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A real hot couch guy

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

:kelly:

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

For me personally, the cry lady liberty going "noooooo don't fuck the couch noooooo" is the best.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Kelly is an NTR-fan, confirmed.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Lady Li-Bull-ty

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

another day another banger

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Love seat lmao

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Kelly was obviously inspired by my art

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 11 months ago

lmao

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Sofa King A Couch

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Devil Rick James in his ear: "Fuck that couch...!"

[–] Hewaoijsdb@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

All time banger

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was listening to QAA and Jake was talking about how sad he was about people bullying JD Vance with the fake couch story. In the episode about the Trump assassination attempt he said he was horrified when some grandma had told him she wished he'd been killed

I like the pod but that man's brain is made from sawdust

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Based grandma.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

too-bad

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Glad I dipped off that pod a minute ago

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

That's just Jake being the soft-brained boy he is

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

liberty-weeping

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 11 months ago

"America Great-Makers"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Sweaty nervous JD might get some play. But that love seat is a winner!