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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago

Slutty Home Furnishings

He's done it again folks.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That neckbeard chefs-kiss

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it? sicko-wistful

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the slutty couch is the sicko stand in this time. One mans sicko is another mans slutty couch.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weeping Lady Liberty becoming a window-peeper is sicko enough

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still want Lady Liberty to become an actual sicko eventually. sicko-wistful

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Inside you there are two Kelly characters. kelly

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it? sicko-wistful

Sickos only appear when The American Way of Life is threatened. By way of their hip hop video games music, and their swing dancing, and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat (10% corn).

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat

peterson-pill-dinner

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because the sicko is a lib.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm the slutty home furnishings

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the first heart rising from the couch, because it's the one that's most to the left rat-salute-2

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Finally a good fucking meme. Sometimes Lemmy feels more littered than Reddit, with the amount of low effort memes about him.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Yeah Kelly is a guy who really respects the craft

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hexbearr are masters of the post.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Slutty home furnishings is the name of my indie sleeze cover band

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For me personally, the cry lady liberty going "noooooo don't fuck the couch noooooo" is the best.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Kelly is an NTR-fan, confirmed.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Lady Li-Bull-ty

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

another day another banger

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Love seat lmao

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kelly was obviously inspired by my art

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 month ago
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Sofa King A Couch

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Devil Rick James in his ear: "Fuck that couch...!"

[–] Hewaoijsdb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

All time banger

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was listening to QAA and Jake was talking about how sad he was about people bullying JD Vance with the fake couch story. In the episode about the Trump assassination attempt he said he was horrified when some grandma had told him she wished he'd been killed

I like the pod but that man's brain is made from sawdust

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Glad I dipped off that pod a minute ago

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

That's just Jake being the soft-brained boy he is

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

"America Great-Makers"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Sweaty nervous JD might get some play. But that love seat is a winner!