You still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It'd be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.

Notice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation

Do you masturbate to reproduce?

Shit damn. I can't masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.

Just a FYI, most bed bugs are immune to insecticides already.

Tests and studies have shown that insecticides work as well as water for killing bed bugs. 25% kill rate and lowering each year.

The best tool against bed bugs is heat (Steam cleaner) or Diatomaceous Earth.

I think that just results in billions of dog sized bugs being dead no? Isn't it a lack of available oxygen in the air that keeps their size down?

Granted, every flying insect becoming as large as a dog and plummeting to the Earth instantly would be fucking horrifying.

All yards become massive piles of dead dogs erupting everywhere from the ground.

"I'ma boutta singlehandedly bring the worldwide prices for gasoline and ammo up a cent."

By a lot! It would also cut every overdrawn bank account by half :)

Unfortunately it's just "bank balance", so actual debts outside of that wouldn't be touched.

It would get worse. Cash reserves are for working class people; the rich mostly hold stocks which appreciate over time.

To the power of 0.5 would be better

That’s just a fancy way of saying “halve.”

It's 2023. Have you not done that yet?