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Hnnng... Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~
Maybe I'm getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.
I wish I had a Canada in my life
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So it's blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I'm interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I'm cool with being Canada's shorts if y'all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
Florida is absolutely North Americaโs penis.
I enjoyed living in Florida, and I'm moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America's dong.
florida's a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.
and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf
fuck florida. there's no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again
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While Sweden is Europe's. But don't worry, size is not all that matters.
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Speaking as an American, Iโd like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. Itโs funny. Get over yourself.
I'm mad that Fl*rida is hanging out of the shorts. ๐คฎ
Cover that shit up.
Tell me that you wouldnโt think Floridians would do that
no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.
I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!
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You ever been to Dartmouth?
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Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.
America is Canada's pants AND hat.
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Make Canada hat again.
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Hey, as gently as this can be: maybe it's time to change your shorts, Canada. They appear to be full of shit.
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Pretty sure theyโre plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.
In our defense:
*gestures at the general state of our country*
90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America's hat makes moree sense in that respect.
But Florida is clearly a cock, so... I'm into it.
Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.
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If big mad means "leaves 'em grinnin'" then mission accomplished.
Thanks!
I like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.
I've always referred to florida as America's wang, but it's clearly Canada's
I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.
American here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. ๐
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Floridick
I'll allow it.
(That's a joke. I'll encourage it, in fact.)
Credentials: am American.
Haha that's great, but you have some sort of VD going on on your cock, mate.
Please see a doctor
Shorts with a hoodie attached (Alaska)
Someone get this info to Milano or Paris
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Canada looks like blood exploding out of pants
So now I can explain to foreigners that its technically Canada fucking the rest of the world with their Florida penis. Excellent.
Canada is embarrassingly drunk, as usual.
Jorts
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