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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think a lot of these are more 50s and 60s war crimes than 80s.

50s invented Jello Salad war crimes.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, most of these sorts of abominations are pushed by big food conglomerates trying to manufacture demand for their shelf-stable hyperprocessed shit by publishing recipes that feature their "convenience foods" as ingredients. (Just look at how many of the recipe images in the list are literally advertisements for Miracle Whip and whatnot!) That sort of thing really resonated with the whole '50s atomic-age modernist thinking crowd.

(Don't get me wrong: I think the modernist aesthetic/furniture design/aesthetic is great. Lots of other stuff about it, like the food and the [anti-]urbanism, was an absolute disaster, though.)

[–] teft@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My mother did that shit all the time. I distinctly remember one time she tried to make spaghetti with calamari. She had never cooked squid before so we ended up eating what tasted like tomato sauce covered erasers.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago

That's too bad, I would commit crimes to eat my grandfather's calamari with red sauce again

[–] PeroBasta@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hi! Spaghetti con calamari is a very legit italian recipe and very good too.

It's only a matter of following the right recipe but in south of Italy pasta&seafood or fish is very common.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I had some fantastic clam pasta dishes in Naples.

I also had gastronomic consequences that were major health events.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TIL you can just eat any goddamn thing

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

technically, yes

i still don't reccomend cyanide tho, it has a really bitter taste

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The almond smell is to die for.

cyanide doesn't smell like almonds, it's more of a pool chlorine smell that irritates your nose

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Every rage bait tik Tok and YouTube "cooking" short: am I a joke to you

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I actually tried bacon wrapped banana once a while back, tastes amazing.

[–] danjoubu@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But did you have it with hollandaise sauce

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

As tradition demands

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

No, that's insanity

[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

#4 "Frankfurter Pie" isn't so bad. It's just sausage and sauerkraut with some bread under it.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

That was one of the more edible looking ones I saw

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

The egg curry is quite tasty. I don't think their recipe is going to be as good as an Indian version though.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I found a book of 70s Italian recipes and half the dishes were stuff like vegetables encased in a ring of aspic jelly.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better veggies than larks tongue I guess

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better then crunchy frogs?

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

As long as it's garnished with lark's vomit.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most of these are from the 50s-60s. There is a really great article about why/how we got there with canned soup & jello everything...super interesting.

That being said...fuck all that shit....barf.

[–] Yomope@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t have the article to share but it said that during ww2 the food industry has to overcome a lot of challenges to feed the troop. It cost a lot of money in research and as the war stop, most of it was useless. So they try to sell those recipes to civilians has a convenient way too cook quicker. They succeed because a large proportion of women worked for the war effort and kinda like the financial freedom.between the lack of time to cook and the modernist hype those war recipe thrive. Kinda like to get the link tho.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

Also Gelatin was a really laborious process (aka, luxury) until jello came along, and yeah the total convenience thing. The whole era of convenience foods producing some amazing barf is something else.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

TIL SpongeBob's house is an 80s food crime.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

White people are wild, man.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And they say we have no culture.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Tuna and waffles doesn’t sound too bad

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

“Depression but with a weirdly high amount of energy meals”

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's even going on in #19? I see lemon wedges, what looks like okra, maybe, and then…raw ground beef? Surely that can't be right.

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

It doesn't look raw, it looks like sloppy joe

[–] baggins@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

#21 Gives me 'Eye of Sauron' vibes.

[–] Yomope@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The rest was on his plate

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

A lot of these were designed just so wife’s could get back at their husbands. As a child of the 50/60s I frequently suffered collateral damage.

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd try curried eggs bengal

[–] ECB@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah that one looked nice, actually

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is what white culture looks like. You wonder why we are culture thieves lmao I would be too if this was what o grew up on

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 week ago

We kind of had to start from scratch again after a generation of Great Depression cooking was followed by a generation of "It's in a can and claims to be edible"

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not Polish culture! We've got... cabbage!... and um... nah that's about it

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Kolaches! Which look like beige lumps with goo on top.

Pierogi! Which look like beige lumps with goo inside.

Bagels! Beige. BYO goo.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Italy, France, Spain, Greece...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That hollandaise sounds interesting. Actually a few of those are close to something I've eaten or stuff that might actually be good

[–] Antiproton@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Aspic would like a word.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Mexico would like a "word", Marcy.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Neighbours had the "flying jacob", mnm's pushed into peeled bananas, rolled in bacon and cooked in the owen.

That stuff was not delicious.