bunny-cop Listen. And understand. They are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until your VolCel Pledge is over.

[+] simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

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[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is not a saying I've ever heard, I also wonder what it's meant to convey. That the speaker eats wings??

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the implication is that you are so good at X that things that would be affected by X cower in fear when they see you, that you basically have a reputation for that specific thing

in the case of wings, its that you are so prolific at wing eating that other wings are scared when they see you

in the case of unsucked penises, the implication is that they won't be unsucked for long

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe hate is meant to be sarcastic?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

my best guess is "I'm getting head and busting and all these unsucked losers are jealous"

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Holy shit, it's real:
https://votegearoutlet.com/product/original-i-know-an-unsucked-dick-hate-to-see-me-coming-shirt/

Archive:
https://archive.is/8OBvZ

CW for possible transphobic bullshit in the sidebar recs; they're clearly trying to pull a both-sides here

Edit: OP left off the product description, which is possibly the best part. fellow-kids

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