Why are his nipples so big, yet his areolae so small?
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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He probably read 7 Brazilian and thought “I can’t ban that many accounts!”
Dusting off the HoF George Bush joke for this. Nice lmao
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This is how we become an interplanetary species. It all reichs on this one glorius leader. 
>Waymo demonstrates that it is years ahead of Tesla FSD technology
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Then he’s going to make unfunny jokes about how the judges are despotic and can’t handle freeze peach.
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these lunatic DEI radical left wing judges in brazil hate white people and western society. brazil used to be a great country. may 13, 1888 was a mistake.
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I mean his plan was to selective breed small clique of mentalist ubermensch that would at first secretly, and after brainwashing entire galaxy openly, benevolently rule humanity foreverafter. So that kinda checks out.
E~L~O~N would prefer it a bit like this:
There was a kind of a visual novel about them and they were much better written than Elon
Real life Tony Stark: a complete dog of a bloke
He looks really sad. Not just in this picture, in general. I'm fine with that.
He's just a richer Notch... similar loneliness, bigotry, creepiness, and buddying up with fellow nazis to try to fill the void inside themselves.
can't wait until we come back around to having lots of body hair being cool again.
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I bet Elon gets bodyhair plugs.
He already used his body hair to be plugs on his head lol
It's sadly never going to happen as long as we need actors to look as big as we need them to. Chest hair makes your chest look smaller, which is why body builders shave.
Which is a shame because I love it.
I don't know that it makes them look bigger so much as makes them look shinier when they're moisturized, which conforms to our current affection for the stylized sense of "comic book jacked".
from the 40s-80s, mass media and it's adherents were obsessed with increasingly gigantic boobs. the 80s were the high watermark as augmentation reached a crescendo. 20s later, big boobs are still a thing people do, but it's much more subdued than it was.
very few aesthetic trends are eternal/universal, though they absolutely come across that way near their peek. it's only later recognized as some kind of weird phenomenon.
I love my chest hairs, all 10 of them
It looks like a milky, sentient body is sending its distaste of its brain directly to its face
Lmfao what a fuckin dumbass
His nipples are so far apart. Maybe there's a service hatch in his chest or something
It would explain the barrel chest. The powers that be would like us to believe it's a genetic deformity but I'm just as ready to sign onto the notion that he's a primitive android helmed by a member of some super intelligent lizard species that seeks to control humanity for its own nefarious purposes.
Beet there's a huge battery pack in there like off an old camcorder