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[–] elvith@feddit.org 123 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one asked about your mother.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I... I uh... Anyone have her number?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Lmao that's a great line, love it

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 99 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Pizza the Hut!

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

First sounds

Pipperoni pezza

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

This is just a Bulgarian name.

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Neef Bachos

Thad Pai

Beese Churger

Suna Talad

Somato Toup

Peal Varmesan

Dotted Sp— never mind

[–] lime@feddit.nu 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”

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[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Thaddeus Pai

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we're including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Pello Judding

Nape Gruts

Toft Saco

[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast

[–] moog@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?

Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.

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[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Chackin Meese

Cheef Balupa

Joppie Sloe

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 14 points 1 month ago

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Paggis Hakora

Peak Stie

Beese Churger.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

From r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 1 month ago

Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Durkey Tinner

Leet Moaf

Chotato Pip

Rizza Poll

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I like Indian food:

  • Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
  • Pag Saneer
  • Mikka Tasala
[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You'll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that

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[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

köner debab

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Glup Shitto would like a word

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes

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